Mathematics Of The
Christian Faith (by Sogree)
Victor Gijsbers

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    • 12 billion years ago god created the Universe
    • 5 billion years ago he started with our Earth
    • 3 million years ago he started with humankind
    • 150,000 years ago he started with the current version of humankind
    • 5,000 years ago he revealed himself to humankind (so they say)
    • And for only 2,000 years he has been able to “enjoy” Christian people

    • On a timescale of the Universe (100 percent) the Earth has existed for 42 percent of the time
    • Apeman existed since 0.025 percent of the time
    • Humankind itself has existed for 0.00125 percent of the time
    • The Christian faith has existed for 0.000042 percent of the time (rounded upwards)
    • The time god has been able to enjoy Christian people is 0.000017 percent (rouded upwards).

Thus, god has, for 99,999982 percent of time (rounded downwards = 11,999,997,960 years), been bored, has done nothing. He has been waiting for us, only to leave us behind “alone” once again. Why? For eating an apple, that’s why! I know time is nothing to God, but this is preposterous.

Tweakers Discussion Forum,
Topic: Does god exist?,
Translated from Dutch by Victor Gijsbers

This piece was edited on 1 August 2004 by the original author to correct an error: what now reads “11,999,997,960” originally read “1,199,999,784,000” — a trifle long for the Universe to have existed, don’t you think?


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