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From: "Wizard"
To: "Positive Atheism" <editor@positiveatheism.org>
Subject: Your Removal Instructions
Date: Wednesday, April 04, 2001 2:03 AM

POSITIVE ATHEISM
TO BE REMOVED, HOLD UP A CARVING OF A MAN ON A STICK AND CHANT GIBBERISH IN A DEAD TONGUE

Cliff you've outdone yourself this time. I loved the instructions for being removed from the list. Keep up the good work, I look forward to your e-mails, the only sane voice in this otherwise Christian-True Believer world!

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Cliff responds:

Just seeing if anyone's paying attention. My favorite is still the one I lifted from The Adventures of Tom Sawyer:

POSITIVE ATHEISM
TO UNSUBSCRIBE, THROW A DEAD CAT INTO A GRAVEYARD DURING THE FULL MOON

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