Christmas Is Great!
Shoot The Man Who Disagrees!
In my opinion there is no greater time or year than Christmas. It is a wonderful time to receive presents. When all the sad Christians are stuck in church, we can sit at home eating, drinking, and watchin' our asses grow. Christmas is wonderful. We get presents and do bugger all.
So in response to Mr Adam Corlett's plans for no Christmas presents he should be shot according to John for his crimes against humanity. But I think he should give up his hopeless, hapless, pointless stand and just buy me the hell a Christmas present (and John too)!
I do not remember formatting Mr. Corlett's letter. When fielding this one, I had simply assumed the other to have been an item in one of our several Q&A Forum pieces. Nevertheless, I do suspect that our giving Mr. Corlett's letter the file number 8600 was a deliberate move on my part!
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