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Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.
Anyone who says God is on their side is dangerous as hell.
Doing my part to piss off the religious right.
Freedom is the distance between church and state
Isn't there some sort of 12 step meeting you should be attending?
So, what's your drug of choice? Religion?
Elvis is dead. Give it up.
Love is an emotion, not a deity.
Thank God I'm an atheist.
How dare you presume I'm Christian.
For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever would believe in him would probably believe just about anything.
I don't know and you don't either!
It's easier for the eye of a rich man to pass through a camel than for a needle to enter heaven.
I don't mind born again Christians as long as they realize they don't get twice as many rights.
Don't blame Christians, they just have bad role models.
A theologian is like a blind person in a dark room searching for a black cat which isn't there -- and finding it!
My dog was first in his class at Harvard Divinity School.
The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.
If there was an afterlife, Isaac Asimov would have written a book about it by now.
When an agnostic dies, does he go to the "great perhaps"?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
It's called THINKING You should try it sometime.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Why do closed minds usually have open mouths?
There is no God, and Murphy is his prophet.
God is not dead. He is alive and working on a much less ambitious project.
I think I'll believe in Gosh instead of God. If you don't believe in Gosh too, you'll be darned to heck.
Dog is my co-pilot.
Evolutionists have proof without conviction. Creationists have conviction without proof.
He is YOUR God. They are YOUR Rules. YOU burn in Hell!
Religious groups should stay out of politics or be taxed.
Appraise the Lord: Tax church property.
The last time we mixed politics with religion people got burned at the stake.
Man needs God like a fish needs a bicycle.
Humanity without religion is like a serial killer without a chain saw.
A society without religion is like a crazed psychopath without a loaded .45.
Faith is that quality which enables us to believe what we know to be untrue.
The narrower the mind, the broader the statement.
The world came first and the gods came later.
A priest is a man who is called "Father" by everyone except his own children, who are obliged to call him "Uncle."
What men usually ask for when they pray to God is that two and two may not make four.
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
The believer is happy; the doubter is wise.
Until lions have their historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunters.
If you believe everything you read, better not read.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
I can explain it for you, but I can't understand it for you.
The Subtle Fulmination of the Encircled Sea
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