Positive Atheism Web Guide

Resources

  

The Index

( NoSoon in Five Files)

Index Index

(for the Index Entries)

Internet Projects

(Atheistic and Educational Web Resources)

  

Internet Projects

(Atheistic and Educational Web Resources)

Atheistic and Atheological Web Resources

Web Communities; Freethought Libraries; Tools for Atheistic Activists

General and Educational Web Resources

Things of Interest to Activists of All Stripes

Things to Do for This File

And Speaking of Projects...

This Very Web Page is a Project In Progress

  • What we were doing when this was last updated:
    • Continue work on Search Engines
    • RuleBar testing and consolidation TO BE CONTINUED!
  • More
    • Make Disclaimer CSS entirely self-contained.
      • In other words, put the whole thing on a separate file.
    • Create and fix Navigational Links.
      • Index Index and Internet Projects sections are done
      • Check the latter
      • Build the rest
    • Is it time to divide this thing into five files, yet?
      • Not until all the internal (intra-"Index #6" file) links are fixed
      • Not until all the external links have been tested
    • Keep struggling with Footnote container
      • MSIE Win 6 has a right margin problem
      • Check Footnote container for the Letters style sheet
  • Next
    • {DONE!!}
  • More Immediate Term
    • Still more consolidation of CSS
      • Is everything related to H-Tags together in one spot, yet?
  • Long Term:
    • Convert the vertical space reference from “whatever was convenient at the time” to a “top-adjust” standard. This means that all block-level tags, from the lowly [P] and [LI] tags to the [H1] through [H6] headers will reference their distance from whatever is above them. The [H3] tag, for example, will be losing the line above it and instead placing itself twelve points from whatever is above it.
    • Another idea: Convert links from UL and LI to DL, DT, and DD, with links being the DT and descriptions being the DD. See if this would allow us to still keep both on the same line, as they are now. In other words, see if we could make the DD follow the DT in the same line.
    • Consolidate the little tables to the right that contain graphic icons — with or without captions.
  • Completed Tasks
    • Searched for unwanted SPAN tags and deleted them.
    • All those nested BLOCKQUOTE tags {WERE} creating havoc for the right margin! {BUT NO LONGER!!}
      1. Remove{D} them.
      2. Adjust{ED} the remaining UL tags with [BloqMarLeft] Class Rules.
    • {WORKED} on the A-Tag colors!!
    • Place{D} (almost) all color declarations in the same special section.
      • All of them!
        • (almost)
      • Note{D} any irregularities in color section comments
      • This is crucial in case of color change or special colors file
      • PLEASE DOUBLE-CHECK
  • Consolidate AntiVirus Sections
  • Consolidate CSS and convert tests to document-wide use
    • (an ongoing concern)
  • A-Links and Targets
    • There are three different [A] Classes:
      • a ; a.aUtility ; a.aVeiled
    • There are four-plus-one different [LI] (or [P]) Types:
      • #IdxIndx [LI]
        • yielding, #IdxIndx a ; #IdxIndx a.aUtility ; #IdxIndx a.aVeiled
      • #IdxGenl [LI]
        • yielding, #IdxGenl a ; #IdxGenl a.aUtility ; #IdxGenl a.aVeiled
      • #TheLynx [LI]
        • yielding, #TheLynx a ; #TheLynx a.aUtility ; #TheLynx a.aVeiled
          • (or simply: a ; a.aUtility ; a.aVeiled — although the simplification is not necessary for convenience — like the use of the unmodified “a” tag is for the main links, making it a snap to add links later!)
      • Footnotes [LI]
        • [.DivFootnoteContainer] [A] ; [.DivFootnoteContainer] [A.aUtility] ; [.DivFootnoteContainer] [A.aVeiled]
      • Disclaimer [LI] (or [P])
        • A Whole New Ballgame (See Above)
        • See Above ("Make Disclaimer CSS entirely self-contained.")
  • Suggestion: Frames
    • There is no reason to shun frames just because some people don’t like them.
    • One problem is that the search engines point to the frames rather than the main page (of course). In lieu of an answer for this, we might implement a redirect to the main frames page.
  • Consolidate CSS and convert tests to document-wide use
    • (an ongoing concern)
  • Notes for DW Help Log: How to place a double-space after the first tag in an LI entry.
    • In Find and Replace:
      • Search:
        • Specific Tag = A
        • Without Attribute = Class
        • Inside Tag = LI
      • Action:
        • Add After End Tag =  &0032; (That is, the code for a nonbreaking space followed by a regular space, that is, the string, “  ”)
      • Options:
        • Ignore Whitespace = Checked
  
  
  
  

Soft Stuff

(Come and See! Grab It! Do It!!)

Expressions Artistic: Literature; Music; Art; Software

Plus Many Other Things that have Impressed Us To No End

Books and Motion Pictures

  • Powell’s City of Books “A great reason, in and of itself, to vacation in Portland, Oregon” –Cliff Walker (and numerous others)
  • American Book Exchange {BookSeller}  The American Book Exchange Website claims to list “45 million books: Used, Rare, and Out-of-Print”  PAM’s Choice when Powell’s doesn’t have it.
  • AnyBook4Less.com {BookSeller}  “The Ultimate Book Price Comparison Engine.”
  • iChapters.com  (PAM Pick!)  offers brand new textbooks in electronic and print formats. “Electronic versions of college textbooks, including individual chapters, are available for immediate download at affordable prices. Only at iChapters.com can you choose to buy just what you need at the price you want to pay.
  • XLibris Publishing  “Print-on-demand” and online book and manuscript publishing services allow authors to self-publish books, picture books, e-books, and more.
  • Booksurge An Amazon subsidiary that offers inventory-free publishing (aka “print-on-demand”), a recent innovation that enables small-time authors to obtain big-name marketing power without mortgaging the family farm in the process.
  • Kingdom Kong Everything Kong, by the late Jeffrey Blair Latta.
  • Killer B’s: The 237 Best Movies You’ve (Probably) Never Seen {Book}  Excerpts from the book, from Impermanent Press (changes each week). See also:  New Discoveries Since the Publication of  “Killer B’s: The 237 Best Movies You’ve (Probably) Never Seen.”
  • Dictionary.com’s Online Bookstore {Bibliography}  This is simply a list of English Language guides and references that you can buy at your local bookstore or order from any Mom-and-Pop online bookseller.
  • Note: PAM recommends the “Encarta World Dictionary” (print edition) over all others, and recommends all others over those by “American Heritage” and “Merriam Webster’s,” offering two clues as to why this is our opinion:
  • For insight into the first clue, simply look up the word “atheism” (and “atheist”). In most dishonest reference works the Narrator figure will presuppose the theistic model over the atheistic model (or vice versa) rather than calling each a model or opinion. By assuming the validity of the theistic model (in theistic parlance, “by assuming the existence of God”), the Narrator implies that atheists “deny” this so-called truth! “Encarta” has the only entry whose language in this respect is overtly neutral.”
  • Our second clue can be seen by looking up the capitalized word “God” in the disputed reference work. If our supposedly neutral Narrator figure takes any sides on this most controversial subject (again, rather than calling each side a model or opinion), then we don’t even need to wonder whether the work is biased — that is, whether it’s even a bona fide reference work at all!
  • OpenOffice.org  (PAM Pick!)  This 2006 Open Source Product of the Year is a fully equipped, multiplatform, multilingual, no-cost office suite — kinda like “My Crow’s Soft Orifice” or “Corral Weird Perverts” — except that it doesn’t cost a pfenning! The Open Standards XML File Format alone makes this package worth having, even if mainly as a feel-good thing for supporting the Open Source concept. However, this package boasts all the great features standard among word processing suites. (It also features an SQL database package!!)
  • MetaPad Icon (by Cliff Walker)MetaPad  {Software}  (PAM Pick!)  Windows NotePad on steroids! While you’ll want to use NotePad to create MS-DOS batch (.BAT) files and Windows registry (REG) files, you’ll probably find yourself using this for just about everything else — including the creation of the files you eventually intend to save out in Notepad!
  • Windows NotePad is a plain text editor that saves out to the Standard Windows ANSI 1252 code page or to the now-universal Unicode format rather than MS-DOS ASCII. And that’s it! That’s its only advantage: pure ANSI 1252 (pre-XP) or Unicode (XP). If you’ve created a code file and want to make sure it will run properly in the Windows environment, then, by all means, fire up a copy of Notepad and open your code file; then save it back out again. You can rest assured that it’s the right stuff. Unfortunately, even with the improvements made in XP, NotePad’s user interface (UI) is still for the ravens.
  • MetaPad initially restored all the standard UI keystrokes that have become so familiar to Windows users that we can navigate the most surrealistic document imaginable — even while deep in the REM dream state.  (Hear that, PageMaker?  Hear that, Dreamweaver?  Hear that, WordPerfect?  Standardized Keystrokes! Standardized Windows User Interface! What a Concept!!)  Metapad had numerous extras, too, although just the bare-bones UI improvements over NotePad would have earned this gizmo the  (PAM Pick!)  honor! But the improvements have lately gotten wa-a-ay out of hand (Hooray!), to include language modules!

Music and Sounds

  • Roger McGuinn’s Folk Den  (PAM Pick!)  Completely renovated since we edited the last edition of our Web Guide!  Roger McGuinn’s distinctive voice, 12-string guitar, and love of folk music made The Byrds such a joy to listen to, particularly toward the end of their existence as a musical group as The Byrds evolved to become McGuinn’s backup band. (Check the two-record set that was mistakenly called (“untitled”), which was recently given a shot of steroids that results in an entire CD (an additional two records’ worth) of previously unissued material from the “untitled” era!) Within a month or three of our starting the project that eventually became Positive Atheism (autumn, 1995), Roger began recording and uploading one folk song each month to this incredible (and refreshingly raw) Web site! The Creative Commons Music Sharing License allows sharing and rebroadcast of this music under certain specific conditions!
  • Rate Your Music  (PAM Pick!)  Even if its only usefulness was as a source for album cover images for our MP3 tags, Rate Your Music would get rave reviews from us: “Forget Amazon: don’t even go there! Really! Instead, use Rate Your Music as your only source for large-sized cover-art!” –me
  • Ah, but that’s just the beginning! Rate Your Music is an online community of people who love music. The Rate Your Music slogan says, “Share your musical knowledge and opinions with others by rating albums and writing reviews.”
  • Rate Your Music features authoritative discographies (double-checked by We, The People), track listings (triple-checked by We, The People), release histories (quadruple-checked by We, The People), plus homegrown reviews (written by, you guessed it, We, The People). Rate Your Music is a textbook example of the site that gets the  PAM Pick  honors for being the epitome of how the Internet ought to be used as a medium! Bookmark the Rate Your Music Website today! We insist!
  • ReelRadio  (PAM Pick!)  If you’re enough of a “radio freak” (or professional) to know what air checks are, this is where most of them live that have been posted to the Web. Track down the jocks you loved listening to when you were so much younger.
  • For me, it was that harbinger of happiness Tom Maule! (RIP); it was the inimitably provocative Lee “Babi” Simms! (Duh-eee, which way did he go, George? Is he even working any more?); it was the refreshingly professional Bobby Ocean! — He’s still working!)
  • Listen to hour after hour of samples of the classic acts you’ve always respected (Wolfman Jack! Gary Owens!) chart the professional evolution of pure talent (start off with three decades of “The Real” Don Steele). Hear some truly one-of-a-kind radio (such as John Lennon spinning records on LA’s 93-KHJ, filling in for Charlie Van Dyke in 1974).
  • Any one of the dozens of unedited shows makes for a truly unique “oldies station” to put on in the background when you have company! (Be sure to toss them a donation when you do this so they can recover the cost of the bandwidth, as this is a one-man labor of love!)
  • See also: Boss Radio Forever.
  • Ots Labs We were so thoroughly impressed with this little plaything that we bought it practically sight unseen, although the demo versions are, for the most part, fully functional. (Some versions have a DJ shout “Ots” self-promotional spots in between songs -- every so often.) Play CDs and MP3s (etc) with this stuff!  Just do it!!
  • The phonograph get-ups graphically emulate a pair of (vinyl) turntables that you can actually scratch (!!) with your mouse! Use your mouse to make it sound like you’re spinning the record with your finger (“Wwaaah-ooowar-reh-bree-de-bede-bedebede-bede-be-bah-brroooww”). Change pitch and-or tempo and-or mechanical “turntable speed” (pitch plus tempo). Play an entire Beatles or Led Zeppelin CD backwards (!!) or just part of it. Set compression and EQ (settings only on the freebies, fine tuning available on the pay-for-it copies). There’s much more, including the ability to introduce flaws into the sound, such as the scratchy record or the wobbly old belt-driven turntable (!!).
  • What we consider its most important feature, as innovations and usability go, is the algorithm for creating automated (computerized) segues. Ots crawls through your entire collection and creates a unique map of each song that determines, with over 99 percent accuracy (by our estimation), the length of the “talk-up” and “talk-out” section timing.
  • “Talk-up time” (TUT) and “talk-out time” (TOT) is archaic radio “jock” talk for intro and outro. The figures for each song were written with a grease pencil or felt pen directly onto the record’s label, as any purusal through a bin of collectable 45s will show. The concept of TUT and TOT is just as crucial to a radio programmer today, although instead of a record label and an intimate relationship with the huge sweep-second-hand clock on the wall, everything gets spit out via digital readout — and at some places the segue points have been programmed into the songs themselves. Today’s DJ not only doesn’t need to know how to talk (Ahem!), there is a blanket of skills that a talentless on-air “talent” no longer needs to hone down to second nature before he could expect to deliver “that rhythm.”
  • And I say “he” because they were all men — smooth-voiced, confidence inducing, “one-of-us” men — every one! All of these unspoken-about, barely describable emotional skills were as crucial to the trade as any of the other skills.
  • Ah, these days when the movement of the sweep-second hand of a huge 14-inch clock six feet in front of you was second-nature to the point where you could simply glance at it out of the corner of your eye and the unconscious parts of your mind would take care of the rest: you knew, experientially and intuitively, how many seconds you had left!)
  • Gemm.com {Online Retail Vendor}  World’s Largest Catalog of Music! (Okay, now you can just forget about Amazon, Tower, CD Now, and all the others with those Gilliganesque Gotta-Get click-through links without which your music page “just ain’t shee-it”; here’s the more straightforward and easier to use and less exploitative staple to their alternative) “If you can’t find it here, fuhgeddaboudit!” –Rolling Stone ··· cookies ···
  • The Classical Music Archives {Music Service}  Many files can be downloaded at no cost, but a $25 membership fee per year brings access to all files. We’re curious to hear what the MIDI sequence of the entire Das Rheingold sounds like. (MIDI!? How could they do that!?) That’s not the only reason we would gladly accept a gift membership to this fascinating Web project — nor is it the main reason, even!
  • Tom Waits on His Cherished Albums of All Time The first in The Guardian’s “What the Stars Are Listening To” series has become a primary guidepost in our household when wondering what next should fill the various gaps in our selection.
  • Regarding Sinatra’s “In The Wee Small Hours” (Capitol: 1955), Waits muses: “Actually, the very first ‘concept’ album. The idea being you put this record on after dinner and by the last song you are exactly where you want to be. Sinatra said that he’s certain most baby boomers were conceived with this as the soundtrack.”
  • That last line is most certainly Waits’ typical leg-pulling bowl-sheet, especially considering that the year of this album’s release, 1955, was the same year that the so-called baby boomer generation stopped — uhh — “booming”!
  • Guide to Singing the Blues ··· cookies ··· busy animated ads ··· pop-up ads ···  deceptive “error message” ads ···

The Visual Arts

  • Jonathon Earl Bowser and  Mythic Naturalism  (PAM Pick!) {Personal Online Gallery}  “Dreamscapes of the Mysterious Connections between the Mythological and Natural Worlds: Original Oil Paintings and Fine-Art Reproductions available.” These works are especially enjoyable as an online experience.
  • Klaus Voormann Sketches The Beatles (Hamburg, 1962) (PAM Pick!) {Personal Onine Gallery} Herr Voormann did much more than create the cover for Revolver and later play a stint with John Lennon’s Plastic Ono Band: He’s known “The Fab Four” since at least 1962 when, in Hamburg, the name of the game (acccording to a marginal notation) was to become the first band who, by jumping up and down frantically while they played, would make the rickety stage collapse beneath them. This was the running bet amongst the bands, according to Klaus,
  • Klaus played with the boys and sketched hundreds of fascinating drawings, ostensibly for the practice and because he enjoyed sketching. These now document one of the most important periods in musical history for this century. Those documents, if you will, are now for sale online as sketches and prints.
  • We will gladly accept a gift of the piece called "Hölle," showing a drunken John and Paul stumbling up the stairs to the street level, exiting this subsurface bar named, in the classic German, “Hell” or “Hole.” (“Hell Hole?) In lieu of that one, the sketch of John ambling down a deserted street in the pouring rain, his face betraying his eager willingness to jump into the middle of any “action” that might perchance cross his path.
  • Ouray Meyers {Regional Gallery} Spirit Runner Gallery in Taos, New Mexico, features the work of Ouray Meyers, whose luminous paintings reflect the light and vibrancy of pure color. Ouray utilizes the technique called Giclee (“zhee-clay”: French for ‘spray of ink’) wherein each droplet is one-quarter the diameter of a human hair. The full color spectrum (plus ultraviolet inks, where appropriate) allows for the portrayal of the finest detail and vibrancy of the artist’s original image and maximum resolution of color density. No Pam Pick but only because the online experience cannot begin to do justice to the works themselves.
  • AllPosters.com {Online Retail Vendor}  “The World’s Largest Poster and Print Store!”
  • No, they don’t have the Jimi Hendrix “green smoke” blacklight poster, marketed at Fed Mart and other ultra-commercial venues circa 1969. This is a screened ink drawing of the image from the famous photo of Jimi holding the KCBQ medallion. In this adaption, this green, ultra-psychedelic, “Wheels Of Fire”-like pen-drawn smoke is seen wafting from the medallion, rising up and becoming one with his by-then substantial Afro.
  • I lost my copy (along with two originals from Thierry Chatalaine’s teen years: we grew up together) in a burglary at 30th and Grant in 1987 or so, and I want another one! (I’ll take the Chatalaines back, too, while you’re at it!) I have a blacklight poster with the same image of Jimi, published later but definitely derived from the green smoke poster. This one, however, shows an orange and yellow geometric sunburst behind his head. Of course it’s just not the same as the green smoke original.
  • The Postcard Man {Online Retail Vendor} It’s just as the title suggests, of course! Spendy, but you won’t find much of this stuff on sale elsewhere. As one might expect with the tendency of people to steal material for their own Web sites, the examples of the various cards in stock are almost too tiny to appreciate.
  • Screen Savers A2Z {Online Retail Vendor} As the (misspelled) name implies, RatLoaf.com lists virtually every screen saver in existence (except, of course, the ever-elusive and possibly nonexistent flying toasters spoof). Many are links to the sites where you can get them, but many are direct links to A2Z’s own local downloads (this way ensuring a higher rate of working links).
  • TwoFifty {Online Gallery} “This site is a showcase for digital artwork, strictly 250×250 pixels in dimensions and on various platforms including GIF, PNG, JPEG, Java, DHTML, Flash, and Shockwave.”
  • Web Gallery of Art, Hungary {Online Gallery} This “is a virtual museum and searchable database of European painting and sculpture from the Gothic, Renaissance, and Baroque periods (1100–1850). The Gallery currently features over 13,900 reproductions” as of September, 2005. Includes commentaries and biographies.
  • WebMuseum, Paris {Online Gallery} “Some companies may be trying to get a monopolistic grab on arts and culture, developing a pay-per-view logic, and shipping out CD-ROMs while trying to patent stuff which belongs to each of us: a part of our human civilization and history.” Includes The Catacombs of Paris.
  • The Worldwide Art Gallery {Online Gallery} “Discover the world of great artists in history in the ... Art Education section.” ··· cookies ···

Things and Other Stuff

Food and Drink
  • The Coffee Fool Unless you are ready to forever change your outlook on coffee, how it’s made, what it tastes like, and, most importantly, what a big scam the Arabica bean industry really is, then steer clear of this Web site.
  • TheKeoSanOfficialWebsite This is where we found the phenomenal KeoSan Mineral Water System (!!)
  • Herbal Medicines and Dietary Supplements: Information for People with Heart Disease  (PDF Heart Center of The Rockies Pourdue Valley Health System
  • The ‘Joy of Cooking’ Recipe Swap Board Hundreds if not thousands of excellent online recipe swap boards vie for your attention.
  • And there are so many cookbooks both in and out of print that until the recent name change, an entire bookstore dedicated to selling only cookbooks has thrived near my home in Portland, Oregon, for almost two decades (Powell’s Books for Cooks). Still, in all the various households I’ve called “family,” “home,” and the like, there’s only ever been one truly dog-eared cookbook: “Joy of Cooking” by Irma S. Rombauer, her daughter, Marion Rombauer Becker, and Irma’s grandson, Ethan Becker.
  • Of course, in keeping with its own reputation, “Joy” has over a dozen spinoff books, covering such topics as breakfast and brunch, grilling, pies and tarts, vegetarian, pasta and noodles, the all-important staple of the human species, chicken, party foods and drinks (soft and hard), and our favorite here at PAM, cookies. ··· (speaking of which), Cookie City ···
  • Yankee Harvest Organic Garden and Tasty Kitchen Recipes I promise you that the food is much better than the grammatical styling!
  • iGourmet This online catalogue is a whole world full of imported cheeses, honey, seafood and meats, veggies and dry goods, sauces and spreads, oil and vinegar, coffee and tea, desserts and sweets, and a host of cooking and serving implements you’ll find nowhere else (except the towns and villages where the various items came from). Enjoy! ··· Cookie City ···
  • Voilà Catering’s Favorite Locations in Portland, Oregon.
  • I was trying to find the correct spelling of the French interjection “Violà!” for a letter I was writing to a friend. My computer’s thesaurus only wanted to talk about a rather large fiddle. I didn’t stick around for the part about the giant banjo!
  • Per my habit, I quickly resorted to my favorite spelling corrector, the Google search engine: if what you enter isn’t a word, Google makes suggestions for you; if it’s the wrong word, you’ll notice this just as quickly. I placed the string “viola” into the Search field and proceeded to skim-read my first page of results, satisfying myself, after finally discovering my spelling error [blush], that I’d found the information I sought.
  • One listing stood out from the crowd, however: Voilà Gourmet Catering, operating out of my home town of Portland, Oregon. Yes, we do host one of the top culinary institutes in the World, along with our first class Chiropractic College. For this reason, Portland is aswim in fancy restaurants and neck-wringers. So it makes sense that one would find several top-notch catering services, too!
  • The site for Voilà Gourmet Catering features one page that I found most fascinating and have visited several times since: an impressive list of rentable rooms and domains for parties and events in around our hometown of Portland, Oregon, and Vancouver, Washington. Find the link on the NavBar for it, because we can’t get you there with a simple link without disrupting the frames thing they’ve got going on their site.
  • The History of Eating Utensils From the Department of Anthropology at the California Academy of Sciences, which houses the Rietz Collection of Food Technology. This collection contains nearly 1,400 items assembled by inventer and food industry entrepreneur Carl Austin Rietz. During his many travels (ostensibly for business), he collected a wide variety of implements used in the production, processing, storage, presentation, preparation, and serving of the World’s foods. A large portion of this collection consists of eating utensils, including tableware and portable eating sets. The variety of forms displayed by many items in the Rietz Collection document the history and evolution of such common utensils as forks, knives, spoons, and chopsticks.
  • How to Use Chopsticks A guide for White people from echopsticks.org (yup!). Includes animated graphic. (Cough!)‘
Games and Diversions
  • Web CrosswordsWay cool! From the Bored.com folks. Flash highly recommended. ··· cookies ··· busy animations ··· Popup City ···
  • April Fool’s Day Pranks The anti-hoax activists at the Snopes “Rumor Has It” Urban Legend Reference Pages have assembled a merry list of memorable, historic, and just-plain-funny pranks that have been pulled on April First throughout the World. Notice: This upcoming April First, for example, “Positive Atheism” Magazine plans to announce that there really is a God.
  • New Grounds This is where our favorite home-made, subversive, Flash-based games live, including the controversial HamsterBlast. (Git yer sub-mo-sheen and blast ’em to Kingdom Kong, I say!) There must be at least a thousand different ways to kill, maim, humiliate, etc, Brittey Spear (and any number of other teen and pop icons roundly despised by the self-starting, refreshingly alert adolescents who walk among us). Don’t even go there unless you promise to try Tom Fulp’s Telebubby Fun Land spoof. Hilarious!
  • Sextoys: A Brief History {Article}  Speaking of “Soft Stuff,” this one’s from clitical.com (yup!) and is fully illustrated.

Anti-Virus; Anti-Spyware; Anti-Adware

Commercial

(pay good money for what you can get without cost)

  • Ad-Watch Simply the best adware system. Note that prevailing wisdom tells us to use more than one adware snuffer, that it is unwise to depend upon just one. There is a no cost version, too, but we opted for the “Pro” edition of the pay-for-it edition (although we cannot for the life of us remember why).
  • eTrust AntiVirus Computer Associates International. We would probably use this product were it available as a download. ··· cookies ···
  • Panda Antivirus We used to use their comprehensive product, but lately it makes connecting to other computers nigh unto impossible. Well, we can’t figure it out!
  • AVG Anti Virus ··· cookies ···
  • Kaspersky Anti-Virus ··· cookies ···
  • Norton AntiVirus Very popular, we hear! Our computer dealer so adamantly refused to believe that we don’t use any anti-virus “protection” that he tried to refuse delivery of our machine without it.
  • (Well, he means commercial protection. Our protection consists of wise use of the Internet plus a hard-won sense of savvy plus an equally well-earned and thus up-to-the-minute awareness of what’s going on.)
  • When I refused to buy Norton, he made me promise to buy something. When I further refused, he tossed a copy of Norton into the box, wrapped only in a blank paper sleeve, looked at me one more time, shook his head.
  • “Sheesh!” I smiled.
  • Then I told him, within earshot of every customer in that room, “Only unwise people ever get infected with a computer virus, and only monumentally stupid people ever get infected a second time. I’ve been infected already, and the lessons I learned from that experience mark my immunity.”

‘Free is a Very Good Price!’

 –Tom Peterson, Flat-Topped TV Dealer

  • Ad-Watch Simply the best adware system. Note that prevailing wisdom tells us to use more than one adware snuffer, that it is unwise to depend upon just one.
  • AVG Anti-Virus Free Edition Installs on Your System ··· cookies ···
  • Computer Associates International (UK) ···cookie city···
  • CastleCops Security Professionals (formerly Computer Cops) ··· cookies ···
  • F-Secure  Six-Month No-Cost Trial Subscription ··· cookies ···
  • McAfee 90-Day No-Cost Trial Subscription  (MS Only) ··· cookies ···
  • Panda Software 90-Day No-Cost Trial Subscription  (This was once our system of choice, but lately we’ve been unable to use numerous utilities and applications even with Panda simply installed and not running; no telling how we would have fared with Panda actually running!)
  • Active Scan Panda’s Online Virus Scanner
  • Windows Defender The new name for the Beta 2 of Microsoft’s anti-spyware program reflects its maturity toward full release status. While other Microsoft protection systems now sport a price tag, this puppy is still no-cost (as of 24 February 2006).
  • PestPatrol The pay-for-it version is a full-on spyware and adware removal tool. The evaluation version scans and reports, being fully up-to-date, but it will not clean up your system for you. This in itself can be very useful for some. With a little work, you can use the evaluation version to identify the culprits while you remove them yourself. Be very careful, however: read all of PestPatrol’s warnings before you use it, and when cleaning up your system, try to use the Windows Uninstall feature first, before resorting to more stringent measures. ··· cookies ···
  • Symantec (aka Norton) 90 Day No-Cost Trial Subscription  (Warning: Do not assume that you’ll be able to fully remove any Symantec product from your machine once you’ve installed it! You will have a much easier time second-guessing that tattoo you got when you were younger.) ··· cookies ···
  • Trend MicroVirus Encyclopedia Search  ||  Virus Hoaxes  ||  Free Online Scan  ||  90-Day Free Trial (MS Only)
  • Housecall “Scan Your PC Trend Micro’s Online Virus Scanner

One Way to Save Money

(our story)

  • One option for saving a small amount of cash for these grotesquely overpriced utilities is to find one of those (we think scrupulous — well, we hope) internet retailers who sells OEM versions as a slight mark-up from what computer dealers pay for this stuff.
  • A few years ago we reduced the cost of Norton Internet Security to about half its download price (which was still over twice its true value, even if the product worked) by purchasing a copy of the Turkish-slash-Israeli version on CD.  Now, it turns out that Norton Internet Security is one turkey of a program, regardless of which group Symantec targeted as the program’s potential users.
  • Be aware that these versions hardly ever come with tech support!  At all!  (Of course, nothing that Symantec puts out includes tech support anyway! Defective out of the box? Return it and go with Panda or one of the others! This is why it pays to buy from someone with a no-questions-asked return policy.)
  • Put it this way: we were eventually able to gain access to our computer, wrest control of it from Norton Internet Security, and uninstall the bulk of this little Terrorist-on-Disc. A full six months later we discovered that some little Symantec something-or-other was still loading itself every time we boot! Now, it wasn’t using any CPU resources, just RAM; but still, these things ought to uninstall themselves completely with the Windows Add-Remove Programs feature. Any time this doesn’t happen, the wisest move that the consumer can make is to suspect foul play on the part of the software publisher.
  • Nevertheless, our little horror story is about Norton and Symantec, not about where we purchased the thing! If you want a program (Norton or otherwise) but do not like the asking price, the work involved in tracking down one of these retailers might pay off in a big way.
    • This anecdote is flawed only in the fact that we really had no business purchasing the product described. Otherwise, we would have been customers of the completely satisfied variety, at least in this one case. Be aware that not all OEM versions are complete! Be aware that few OEM versions are supported by the publisher, that burden often falling on the OEM supplying it.

The Ins and Outs of Your Inbox and Outbox

E-Mail Tutorials

(like we even need eMail lessons! — or do we!?)

  • Taming eMail From the very same Leo who brings us the wonderful “Ask Leo!” e-list:
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  • ‘As I type this, my inbox is empty. Zero messages.’
  • —slogan of the Taming eMail list and site
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  • Dismayed to discover just how many people consider their Inbox a major source of frustration (Me! Me!), Leo took it upon himself to rethink his entire eMail regimen to the end that he might be able to describe to others just what he does to make himself the last person on Earth to start sputtering and sniveling about an unruly Inbox.
  • Hotmail Tips Another brainchild of Leo. Since we don't use Hotmail (and won't use Yahoo), we can only say that Leo is top-notch in everything he does (that we do know about). Having perused the site, however (simply a collection of articles relating to no-cost eMail in general and Hotmail specifically), we can say that apart from the specifics (mouse-clicks and keystrokes), much of what he says about Hotmail is at least applicable to most the others. Again, this does not count the specifics, such as "click the icon that says ______" etc: obviously the specific instructions differ on each system.

No-Cost eMail, Good and Bad

  • The SpamCon Foundation Get your disposable eMail addresses here, ladies and gentlemen! “Provided in cooperation with ClicVU.”
  • Netscape WebMail The netscape mail site requires that you accept cookies that come from sites other than their own. Brrrrrr! ··· cookie city ··· requires Java ···
  • Google G-Mail Google’s attempt at doing ad-supported eMail with the same conscientious and comprehensive care and caution by which we know them on so many other fronts. And this attempt, by the way, is (thus far) an overwhelmingly successful attempt, at that.
  • Unlike the flickering banners of the others we’ve tried (which Mozilla’s SeaMonkey, among others, lets you block permanently with the click of a mouse), G-Mail’s ads are unintrusive, out of the way, and, being context-chosen and at least lightly screened, are sometimes actually useful.
  • Although we have yet to make it work (we have yet to really try), downloading and archiving your entire stash of G-Mail eMail is (ostensibly) a snap. Now there’s a new one for the no-cost eMail clients!
  • To join, grab your mobile phone, log on to the signup page, and follow the instructions. If you don’t do mobile phones, simply contact PAM (the eMail addy is on the front page) and see if we have any G-Mail invitations left. We don’t look at our mail every day and are often backed up to weeks ago, so you might want to find a nice book and get comfortable.
  • eMail Hell is a subsidiary of the controversial T-Shirt Hell which appears to be out to offend even the atheists. Note that very few spam blockers will “pass” mail sent from these addresses! Examples of address domains available include: yourname@RetardsRule.com; yourname@IKillClowns.com; yourname@MyFingerSmells.com; yourname@BabiesTasteGood.com; etc. Our favorite? yourname@RickyMartinsVagina.com. 
  • Yahoo! eMail  gets no link, but rather earns PAM’s DarkMark.
  • (“The best of the big-name no cost eMail services...” –a later-contrite Cliff Walker)
  • What’s the point of paying for Broadband if it literally takes five to fifteen minutes to log on to your eMail service (especially when you paid for their “premium” account)!? We are not kidding with this figure: the problem in question remained in effect for several months and Yahoo denied its existence throughout. We humbly apologize to our readers for having recommended Yahoo E-Mail, and sincerely hope that the inconvenience we experienced exceeds the combined inconvenience experienced by those readers who trusted our recommendation.
  • We hear we’re not alone in this assessment: some e-lists now refuse to replace missing copies if the replacement address is to a Yahoo account. In other words, you must change your addy to one that doesn’t end with “yahoo.com” Then and only then will they replace the missing issues for you. Makes perfect sense!
  • Oh, and don’t even get us started on that little block of squiggly letters that visually compromised, dozen-letters-per-week, one-time tallywhackin’ grandpa-types must struggle to read — each and every time time we send. Well, guess what? Yahoo denied this one throughout as well, claiming that it was “occasional” and “random,” that nobody could get it to happen to you every time even if they wanted to!
  • Say, what!?
  • Uhh, Whoopsie-Daisy!
  • Then, not two days after we composed the above paragraph (December 23, 2005), Yahoo! eMail chose to serreptitiously install their proprietary “toolbar” onto our copy of Internet Explorer.
  • Bad eMail service provider! Naughty, naughty!
  • C’mon, you! Let’s git on out to the woodshed so’s I kin give yer bee-hine some Dark-Marks!
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  • Where Credit is Due.
  • There is a reason why we bother to keep our account open at all. The pay-for-it version does have a feature that, if you need it, could easily outweigh even their slow-as-hashoil servers. The AddressGuard feature allows you to create as many phony addresses as you want. You receive the eMail, to be sure (in lieu of the above-mentioned delivery problems), but in most cases, when you’re done logging on, you’ll want to simply delete the mailbox.
  • Of course, an even better solution is to boycott boards that sell your addy or require that it be posted along with your tech support problem.
  • If this is the only way to get tech support for that $300-per-upgrade (!!) application suite, then contact the main office and tell them that you bought the product on the promise of tech support and providing your address to criminal spammers is not a reasonable exchange for receiving the tech support for which you have already shelled out cold, hard, electronic currency.
  • Hear that, Macromedia? Hear that, Adobe? with each whom we’ve spent thou$and$ over the years?

Hosting and Remote File Storage

Hosting

Good
  • Go Daddy
  • Web-1 Hosting Our Web host for many years, now! How did we meet them? Simple! I had become frustrated that the turkey who had my entire Web site on his (at the moment) broken server did not answer the telephone on that particular day of the week.
  • (Can you guess which day that is? Can you imagine what a whip-start activist for atheist dignity thought of all that?)
  • So, late Sunday night, I logged on to the Yahoo Micromanaged List (there was no Google back then). I looked up “Web Hosting” and started calling the ones who listed their telephone numbers. All I got was a bunch of machines. This fellow at Web-1 Hosting actually called me back -- within a few minites of my message, too! I asked him how long it would take to get me online, and we were up and running within a half-hour.
  • I had just changed servers a few days earler, and so we had an up-to-date copy working away. Jim Grill (if memory serves) pulled it over to his machine within a matter of moments (at the speed of the fastest connections then extant) and I quickly changed the fowarding link (I still had several days left on that old account).
  • I never did get that intermediate account running at all. I called them up on Monday and told them I wasn’t interested, that I would have never guessed that they would require my (immaterial) web site to honor their religion’s Sabbatarian code, and was there a way for me to get my money back?
Low-Cost or No-Cost

Where to Store Large Files

Internet Archiving

  • The Internet Archive aka  The WayBack Machine  Check out old versions of your favorite Web pages, long before the editors got to them! Find out exactly how long this or that “Copy and Capture Criminal Class Culprit” has been capitalizing on your sweat, your education, your good name, and, for that matter, your increased risk of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, Astigmatism, Scoliosis, Lymphodema, lower limb circulation problems, stress, poverty-induced malnutrition, and any number of other computer- and webmastering-caused maladies and maladjustments!

E-List Management

The Best

  • Aweber Communications This company handles one of our favorite e-lists: that run by “Ask Leo!” and gets rave reviews from list owner Leo Notenboom.
  • Lyris This company is best known for establishing the double opt-in subscribing technique as standard procedure. They handle our other favorite e-list collection, “This is True,” “The True Stella Awards,” “HeroicStories,” et alii, and gets equally rave reviews from list owner Randy Cassingham.

Wise Use

(e-list etiquette, et alii)

  • Avoiding Personal Conflict on Mailing Lists Highly recommended, this set of game-rules is little more than a carefully selected collection of everyday wisdom put into practice.
  • CSS-Discuss Policies The owners of this list, quite frankly, have put together the most comprehensive and to-the-point e-list rulesheet we’ve seen.

Web-Based Financial Services, Good and Bad

  • PayPal The Longest Running Online Money Transfer Company  (“...and you thought iKobo was unresponsive and arrogant!”  —Cliff Walker, Editor in Chief)
  • iKobo The Fastest Growing Online Money Transfer Company  (“...and you thought PayPal was arrogant and unresponsive!”  —Cliff Walker, Editor in Chief)

Cellular Phones, Mobile Devices, and Dealers, Good and Bad

Online Dealers

(who have impressed us, if but a little)

  • MyRatePlan.com The Cell Phone Finder is an clever-looking interactive graphic that lets you input the features you want, and then spits out the best deals this company offers for what you want. The kids ought to love this one. On my 49th birthday (November 23, 2005) I input my wants and fears. (Wants: Bluetooth; online access for when Comcast Broadband does its almost-monthly “croak” thing; T-Mobile. Fears: no camera, please! This thing absolutely does not leave my side simply because I have entered a camera-free locations!) What it came up with that I liked was the Blackberry 7100t (last year’s; very cheap) and the Blackberry 7105t (this year’s: replaces the 7100t with an easier-to-read-in-the-sunshine screen, like I need one of those). I wrote this information down for my upcoming trip to the mall, where I do all my cell phone buying.
  • PhoneScoop The Phone Finder is a form-based survey that lets you input the carriers and features you want, and then lists the best deals this company offers for what you want. Mom will love it, and Grandma might even find this one intuitively workable.
  • WireFly This busy ad-page lists varous deals, forcing you to hunt for what you want. Given that the single most common word on this page is “FREE!” you’ll probably want to recommend this to the dizzy sister who is constantly being taken in by the tried-and-true scam-ads of yesteryear.
  • Ah, but wait!!
  • A second look (a more patient, openminded assessment) caused me to wonder why I even wrote that! I entered my zip code into each field accessing readers to the various ways to shop for the cellular life and was surprised at the ease and apparent competence of this system’s ability to show you which phones and carriers have what you want (and don’t have what you don’t want, which, in my case, is a camera: I’m not about to leave my cell at the front desk of any camera-free location — that’s one thing that’ll never happen while I still have a skeleton and a pulse) .
  • LetsTalk.com  That being said, this site better fits my initial description of WireFly! ··· cookies ···

Where We Shop

(for cell and service)

  • We buy all our phones at whatever brick-and-mortar mall location where Scott is currently working (no Web presence). This salesman’s handshake is firm, his smile is well practiced, and his thin moustache is neatly trimmed. Most importantly, he knows his stuff and has never steered me into a deal that didn’t turn out to be most satisfying. Even when I didn’t find the one feature I had hoped to find, that is, what he had, at one point, claimed to have found, I am still more-than delighted by the fact that my two-year-old phone still runs circles around anything I’ve heard in the stores during my shopping experiences of the past. — Wow! — Has it been two years already!?

Browsers and Plugins, Good and Bad

About the Browsers

  • Browse Happy This report explores “the other browsers”: Firefox; Mozilla; Opera; Safari.
  • Browser Archive at evolt.org Boy, somebody had fun with this! As of our most recent update (the Ides of March, 2005), we counted 121 different brands of browsers (and growing), and that’s just the no-cost packages! (You’re on your own with any pay-for-it varieties.)
  • Okay, so you liked some of the things that Netscape 3.04’s editor did to the first drafts of your HTML code, completed tag pairs and ampersand entities, all with the lack of font face support? Find a copy of the install files here, in whatever platforms it was originally created. Your Windows sandbox doesn’t like 3.04, so you’d like to try some of the unpatched versions, such as 3.02? No problem!
  • Wanna try some of the off-beat ones for the kids? We saw KidNet Explorer from Resource Communications, KidSafe Explorer from Arlington Technology, NetForKids from WebData Communications, and Santa’s Browser from Branded Browser Technologies.
  • And it gets weirder from there with WebWhacker by Blue Squirrel, WebProwler by MacroByte, WebRacer by Software Savvy, WebSurfer by NetManage, WannaBe by David T Pierson, SurfMonkey by MediaLive, Surfin’ Annette by SpyCatcher, NetShark by InterCon, NetCruiser by Netcom, NetCaptor by Stilesoft, Net-Tamer by none other than Net-Tamer, MathBrowser by MathSoft, Galahad by Jean van Waterschoot, Emissary by Attachmate, Contiki by Adam Dunkels, Charlie by Mundial Avenue, Bobby by Center for Applied Special Technology, and, of course, the inimitable Air Mosaic by Demo Sprynet.

Third-Party Support and Tutorials

The Browsers Themselves

  • Amaya {No Cost}  This is official Open Source browser and authoring tool from W3C. Perhaps this means we can eventually expect it to support all of the W3C’s coding recommendations!? The blurb, as of 17 November 2005, says, “The current releases, Amaya 8.8.1 (old User Interface) and Amaya 9.2.1 (new User Interface), supports HTML 4.01, XHTML 1.0, XHTML BASIC, XHTML 1.1, HTTP 1.1, MathML, many CSS 2 features, and includes SVG support (transformation, transparency, and SMIL animation on OpenGL platforms). You can display and partially edit XML documents. It’s an internationalized application.” The software is written in C and is available for Windows, UNIX platforms and Mac OS-X.
  • Flock {No Cost}  “If you’re the bleeding-edge type and don’t mind a few scrapes and busted knees from time to time, feel free to give it a whirl.” We’ve done more than that, having placed Flock on the root level of our cascading applications toolbar.
  • Konqueror {No Cost}  For Unix-based systems, Konqueror is a “Web Browser, File Manager — and more!” seeking to become a complete desktop. Konqueror is being developed as part of the K Desktop Environment (KDE) by volunteers, and its name spoofs those of the popular browsers: first comes the Navigator, then the Explorer, and finally the Konqueror. The “K” is part of the KDE tradition. Beaucoup CSS support is included.
  • The Maxthon Browser {No Cost}  As one fan puts it, Maxthon (formerly “MyIE”) is “jam packed with features that make Firefox look anorexic by comparison.” It includes complete tab management, beaucoup plugin support, automatic privacy protection (the deletion of histories and cookies), and fully customoizable mouse gestures as well. There is a host of skins available, too. “Ad Hunter” stops the regular host of intrusive advertising, such as pop-ups, pop-unders, etc., but also kills the most distracting ads of all: animated Flash banners! The RSS capabilities allow you to create virtual pages of feeds. Features aside, this product is based on the MSIE engine; one technogeek claims it is actually a shell of Internet Explorer, and not a full-fledged browser, (although the Maxthon Browser’s Web site appears to deny this). Notwithstanding, we have yet to hear any reports either way regarding either MSIE’s problems with CSS compatibility or the all-important safety issues.
  • SecureIE plus PrivateIE {Pay}  SecureIE “tightly restricts what Web sites can and cannot do to you ... by specifically addressing malicious behavior from websites”; Internet Zones deny privileges for all but most trusted sites; block Flash and pop-up ads; route downloads through McAffe’s virus scanner — which you are required install in order to use SecureIE) ··· cookies ···
  • Gecko-Mozilla-Netscape {No Cost}  (See the next section.)

Gecko: A Section Unto Themselves

Mozilla’s Open Source Projects
  • Mozilla.org The Mozilla Home Page.
  • MozillaZine Features articles, frums and such.
  • Mozilla Bugzilla This bug-tracking software helps the Mozilla development team keep on top of how their work performs in the real world of your desktop and mine.
  • Mozilla Security Bug Bounty Program Yes, if you find a security hole or other vulnerability in any Mozilla product, you are eligible to receive US$500 and (Get this!) a Mozilla T-shirt!
Mozilla’s Open Source Packages
  • The SeaMonkey Suite {No Cost}   (PAM Pick!)  On 30 January 2006 The Mozilla Suite became The SeaMonkey Suite.
  • This is the browser we try to use at home and in the office, Windows’ “Default Browser” setting notwithstanding! (This is more of a cruel joke than a “setting,” really!) You might call this is the development version of NetScape. Indeed, Mozilla is in charge of developing Netscape’s browsing, chat, and eMail product line. However, Mozilla’s own products are constantly being fixed and improved — and immediately released to the public.
  • That process is not being done by an exclusive team of engineers sworn to trade-secrecy, either, but by the likes of you and me — and my Mother! (No, not you, Mom, but the likes of you! You could join in the fray if you only had confidence in your own ability to make a substantial contribution! That’s all it really takes.) There are no secrets, here. In the spirit of liberal scientific method, all ideas are subject to public scrutiny. Every idea that gets implemented (tried out) is subject to public testing. Many even take the code that’s available and modify it to suit their own special needs. This last aspect has produced some marvelous spin-offs with varying bouquets of features, CSS support, and the like.
  • That is the whole point behind the “Open Source” movement — which is the whole point behind liberal scientific method — which itself is as far of a cry from traditional religious thinking as we’ve managed to come as a city-state-dwelling species.
  • The SeaMonkey Suite comes with more customizable controls than most people would even want to know about! (The “Preferences” window isn’t the half of it — the tenth of it, even!)
  • As one example of the thoroughness with which the Mozilla teams approach their work, the pop-up stopper isn’t a “stopper” at all! Instead, SeaMonkey is designed to refrain from opening a new browser unless you physically issue the command to open it (click on a link, etc). The equivalent feature in MSIE, on the other hand, is more of an add-on than it is an integral part of the browser’s operation. Internet Explorer’s feature intercepts the “New Window” command only the operation is already in progress.
  • An even more important feature of the Mozilla line (as nearly all browsers boast pop-up stoppers) is the Context Menu’s “Block Images from This Server” command. If you have a slow connection and want only the text from most of your browsers, but don’t want to turn graphics off entirely, or if you see a distracting animated GIF that you don’t like (long as it’s not Flash), then simply right-click the graphic and choose “Block Images from This Server.” With ads, chances are the images are coming from a server or a sub-domain other than the one used by the main Web site. If you goof, then simply undo the setting with the same right-click.
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    • (If you know how to make a non-MSIE browser the absolute, bar-none default browser, no matter what, even when clicking links on Outlook Express eMails — we’ll post it here. Mickey$oph Tech Support is not talking, except to tell us that this is impossible — not simply as-designed, but in theory. We all know this is a lie, that it’s not impossible to design our operating systems so that a setting — that any setting — can work exactly as its name describes!)
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  • Mozilla Firefox {No Cost}  Formerly called Firebird, Mozilla Firefox is touted as a “speedy, full-featured browser that makes browsing more efficient than ever before.”
  • We tried Firefox last year and uninstalled it within a few hours because it had too many built-in decisions, that is, items that are not customizable. My Father, weekend mechanic and engineer (and among the very last to enjoy the sportsmanship of the rally) often used the adjectival prefix “idiot-” for things that work like this: the idiot-light, the idiot-button, and so forth. As for Firefox, the button bar had numerous features that we we will never use, we being anything but “the consumer type.” Frustratingly, these links to various consumer-oriented things cannot be removed without a doctorate in computer sciences or a kindly friend likewise qualified. (You could no doubt get rid of these things by hacking that big file you’re supposed to hack wjemUPto make changes not covered by the Properties window.
  • When you remove everything that’s removable from SeaMonkey ’s button bar, however, the only remaining buttons are “Home” and “Bookmarks.”
  • We can live with that!.
  • Mozilla Minimo {No Cost}  Relased on October 27, 2005, Minimo is Mozilla’s open source answer for handheld devices. It supports Windows CE 5.0 as well as Windows Mobile 5.0.
  • Mozilla Thunderbird {No Cost}  “makes eMailing safer, faster, and easier than ever before with the industry’s best implementations of features such as intelligent spam filters, built-in RSS reader, quick search, and much more.... Thunderbird gives you a faster, safer, and more productive eMail experience. We designed Thunderbird to prevent viruses and to stop junk mail so you can get back to reading your mail.”
  • Mozilla Camino {No Cost}  (once called Chimera) is a Web browser for Mac OS-X that has a Cocoa user interface embeded with the Gecko (Mozilla) layout engine
  • Mozilla Safari, {Part of OS-X} “For its Web page rendering engine, Safari draws on software from the Konqueror open source project. Weighing in at less than one tenth the size of another open source renderer, Konqueror helps Safari stay lean and responsive.”
  •   –Steve Jobs,  MacWorld Expo (2003) keynote speech

Plugins, Good and Bad

  • Foxit PDF Reader  {No Cost}  The second time we opened this thing (after trying it out just once) we clicked the checkbox to make Foxit our default PDF reader. It doesn’t cost a dime, of course, but the pay-for-it version is about $40 — that’s a whoppin’ $410 less than Adobe’s slimmest version of Acrobat ($1560 less than the “suite” edition from Adobe). An interesting plus: like the no-cost Adobe Reader, the no-cost Foxit reader displays a small advertisement, a self-promotion, in the right corner toolbar section. But unlike Adobe Reader, when Foxit opens as your browser’s PDF plugin of choice, the ad is not there at all (at least by our initial experimenting). Better yet, when used as a stand-alone PDF reader, Foxit has a menu item (under View) that allows you to get rid of the ad! The darn thing returns each time you open Foxit (of course) but if you’re as anti-commercial as we are, that is, if you find things like this to be distractingly annoying, then you already have a good enough reason to justify an immediate switchover. There are many more reasons, both technical and political, but this is a plenty-good start for our tastes.
  • Bitstream’s TrueDoc System Bitstream has developed an apparently-not-quite-ready-for-online-primetime font embedding system. The FAQ section is a bit muddy, so we can’t tell you if your favorite browser can handle this stuff without a special plugin. No such animal was mentioned, but then, neither was anything said about this working on Web sites, although Corel Draw 12 ’s “Help”-page summary strongly implies that it should work for most browsers (again, no mention of a plugin).
  • Swiff Player {No Cost}  Swiff Player (“SWF” Player) is “a Free stand-alone player that enables Web Designers and Flash Users to easily play their Flash movies. Swiff Player offers a variety of playback capabilities including full-screen mode. Swiff Player also includes the unique OpenGL hardware accelerated playback mode, for visualizing Flash movies full screen at maximum frame rate.”
  • Adobe’s Flash Player, Shockwave Player, Media Player, Air, and Reader {No Cost}  Our position on the Flash series of products is well known, but here are the links nonetheless. Flash is a straight-up video player for the SWF format; Shockwave is much more sophisticated, supporting advanced gaming and utility applications through the Xtras download and merchandising center. We promise to list, with raving reviews, any competitive products we discover which provide the following three features, and we do this fully expecting that neither Macromedia nor Adobe have the fortitude to address these problems on their own.

The Flash Problem

At last!! Help is Here!

(and Had Been for Years, We Hear; and we’ve been using ours for years, now, too!)

  • FlashBlock A reader has told us about FlashBlock, an official “extension for the Mozilla, Firefox, and Netscape browsers that takes a pessimistic approach to dealing with Macromedia Flash content on a webpage by blocking all Flash content from loading. Instead, it leaves placeholders on the webpage that allows you to click to download and then view the Flash content.”
  • The best news is that we were able to find the thing and successfully incorporate it into our system. We first installed Flash and then installed FlashBlock. Works like a champ! (Update: After upgrading to SeaMonkey, it still works just fine! In fact, though we had to reinstall Flash, we didn’t have to reinstall FlashBlock!) (Warning: This thing can cook some browsers if you don’t have Flash installed when you come upon a page with Flash content; also, Kerio Personal Firewall rewrites .HTML files in such a way that FlashBlock cannot detect Flash content.)
  • FlashSwitch For the MSIE users in the family (there are a few), Fred Langa recently wrote five or six words about FlashSwitch. This thing appears to work from an in-the-tray icon, which is not our cup of tea, really.
  • SpywareBlaster In the same blurb, one of Fred’s readers mentioned that he had used SpywareBlaster to disable Flash. This appears to be as choiceless as simply not installing the plugin. Even I can install and uninstall and reinstall based upon need.
A Flash™-Like Plugin We’d Like to See

(our list of demands, as it were)

  • First, we insist that Flash- and Shockwave-compatible products actually obey our browsers’ “Do Not Play Animations” settings. Currently, only the animated GIF obeys this important setting. However, any and all animations and motion-picture presentations that start up as a function of the page loading into the browser need to obey this setting. (This does not apply to presentations that require user input to start, such as clicking the presentation’s “Start” button.)
  • Secondly, a local on-off switch must be provided for these players as well as the global control mentioned above. This would be a simple button on the browsers’ toolbar or a control placed directly on the page by the browser, which allows the user to control each instance of a Flash animation. Such a control usually displays with each Windows Media Player file (or at least it did at one time). Such per-animation controls be globally hideable, of course. People who want Flash or its replacement to always function no matter what should be able to set their systems so they never see any such per-animation controls. Nevertheless, they must be made available for those of us who do not lq4gf vike the distraction of animation (or simply cannot read with animations whirling away on the sideline).
  • Flash and Shockwave (and all similar browser gadgetry) must be listed in the Control Panel’s “Add and Remove Programs” list. As of this writing, neither plugin does. A person should never need to log on to the Macromedia Web site in an attempt to figure out how to get rid of Flash — much less pay $35 or more to Tech Support because nothing even remotely resembling removal instructions showed up in the Support section’s online search engine.
  • What we’re asking for here is choice. Today, your only choice is between putting up with it and not installing it in the first place (which is no easy deal now that it comes pre-installed on most mass-produced systems). Time was (and may still be) when an application had to obey strict uninstall rules in order to sport the Microsoft Windows logo on its packaging and in its advertisements. We know this rule has never been evenly enforced by Microsoft, that some have been allowed to fudge this one.

Up For Grabs

Goodies That Fit Nowhere Else;  Doodads Dat Defy Description

  • The Bonzer Web Site of the Week Long-time PAM friend and supporter (and all-around way-cool guy) Randy Cassingham overviews a different Web site each week. But be careful, though: the choice for “Bonzer” honors sometimes reveals a somewhat involved sense of irony on the part of the list’s editor. Cassingham has also created the following Web sites (or Web-based cultural phenomena): “This is True”; the Get Out of Hell Free card; “The True Stella Awards”; “Honorary Unsurrrrrrbscribe”; “Heroic Stories” (although he gave “Heroic Stories” to another writer a few years ago).
  • Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet ...” Dummy text for page and paragraph mock-up.h Also: Numbered dummy text, Spanish, Italian, and a pseudo-Latin dummy text generator.
  • What the ####? The Brits like to call it “hash” or sometimes “gate.” Americans usually call it the “pound” sign (having no apparent need to symbolize Sterling) and will very often resort to “numbers sign” when the listener draws a blank with “pound.” Many have called it the “crosshatch,” the “crunch,” and even the “tic-tac-toe” — almost as if oblivious to the likely connotations emanating from that last one!
  • It is very similar to the familiar “sharp” symbol of musical notation.
  • A body governing international standards (whose name mercifully escapes this writer) once ruled that “square” is to be its official name, perhaps because so many languages contain a translatable equivalent. And so “square” it is — just in case you’ve never encountered this fact.
  • But its technical name among IT heavies is “octothorpe” (even though that name appears dead last in the Unicode chart, which calls it the “numbers sign” — ostensibly for those poor, unfortunate survivors of America’s public education system).
  • Ralph Carlsen, on the brink of retiring from 37 years at Bell Labs, explains where the name “octothorpe” really came from.
  • The Easter Egg Archive This is where to find those harmless practical jokes that software developers (etc) insert into their programs (eg making the Windows 3.1 [flag] logo flap in the “wind”). Warning: with the boast of 8955 eggs collected as of 6 December 2005 their definition of “easter egg” is quite broad. For example, one “egg” involves reading the names on all the tombstones during an episode of “The Simpsons.” ··· busy animated ads ···
  • Random Knock-Knock Jokes No comment.
  • The Original V-8 Snowblower A tinkerer after our own heart! ··· Flash™ City (as can be expected) ···
  • Kitty Hooch The White Lightning of Catnip!
  • “Hey! I got Kitty Dope, you guys!!”
  • The cats at our house have all loved catnip, even though the so-called experts say that only one-in-five cats will even be affected by it. Methinks this data came from having experimented with the varieties of catnip found in the pets section of the local grocery store: nobody who says this can possibly have checked the herbs section of the health food department. So much for the opinions of the “experts,” eh? While the herbal variety is sure to please, nothing brings them out from under the headboard more quickly and for longer periods than this unique product of Oregon. Being at least as expensive as an ounce of marijuana was last time I bought any, it’s too bad that my opinion of this catnip is not worth a break on the product’s $20-per-ounce price tag!
  • OSU Open Source Lab Oregon State University
  • Shell Extension City “Configure Your System Wickedly!”
  • Buggy Software The UF IFAS provides insect and insect-related tutorial and other software to educators and others who think they may need it.
  • WinCustomize.com Skin almost the entire Windows GUI (Graphical User Interface)! Download no-cost icons, custom boot screens, custom Logon screens, custom Desktop Context Menu emulations, custom Start Menu emulations, custom (and very slick) Desktop icon setups, toolbars, wallpaper, calendars, clocks, “Widgets,” “Gadgets,” and so forth. Learn how to make all this stuff yourself with advice from and discussions with cream of the online “skinning” community! Make the Windows GUI look like — a Mac — or Star Wars, not to mention glass and metal and marble and candy and neon signs and Art Deco and thousands of other customizations that make for a monumental time-waster that at least attracts the attention of houseguests and co-workers.
  • Stardock Here is where you can download and-or purchase the tools that allow you to make these things yourself. Recommendation: purchase the $50.00 Object Desktop package, which upgrades for one year, at which time, you can renew or keep it as it currently exists when your subscription expires. The skins, icons, etc, as always, cost you nothing.
  • Xara Xtreme This innovation-laden graphics program (vector and bitmap) recently announced it is going Open Source and will issue Linux and Mac versions soon. No longer no cost (as Xara X), it is definitely worth the price we paid! See our review in the Resources Web Guide under Implementation, How-To, Presentation.
  • DeviantART More skins, icons, wallpaper, and the like.
  • Multiplicity Pro This neat little gizmo allows us to connect our new computer with the old one so that when we move the mouse off the edge of the screen, -- Whappo!! -- we’re controling the “old and wrinkly” computer with the same mouse and keyboard. The regular version is cool, but the “Pro” version allows computer-to-computer copying and pasting of the clipboard’s contents as well as inter-system transfer of files and folders. We can’t see the advantage of being able to control two computers without being able to copy and paste between the machines in question. In fact, we used Multiplicity Pro to bring most of our stuff over from the old computer to the new.
  • ChangeDetect {No Cost}  This used to be called MindIt. Regardless, it still notifies you when any (static) Web page has been changed. The service is no cost, and you don’t get spammed by third-parties, last time we checked. In fact, I can’t remember getting spammed by these guys at all.
  • Process Explorer  (PAM Pick!)  SysInternals puts this out. “Ask Leo” says, “Think of it as [Windows] Task Manager on steroids. Lots of steroids. If I could have only one diagnostic tool, this would be it.”
  • We don’t just use this tool every day, we keep it on all day long, day-in and day-out!
  • Tammy’s Congressional Word Search
  • Partition Logic Fred Langa tells us that this no-cost (GNU-licenced) utility can “create, delete, format, defragment, resize, and move partitions and modify their attributes. It can copy entire hard disks from one to another.” In short, says Fred, this HDD utility is “basically intended to duplicate the work of commercial programs such as Partition Magic, Ghost, Drive Image or BootItNG...” but unlike them, Partition Logic doesn’t cost you one red ruble! It works from either a bootable floppy or CD, under it’s own operating system.
  • TrueCrypt.org This on-the-fly encryption software “provides serious industrial-strength encryption while still being fairly easy to use,” says our resident hero-geek “Ask Leo.” TrueCrypt is open source as well as no-cost. Having nothing to hide, however, we cannot give you a first-hand report. Sorry.
  • Pretty Good Privacy (pgp.com)  ----- BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE -----  This comprehensive encryption system is used by 84 percent of the “Fortune® 100” companies and 66 percent of the “Fortune® Global 100” companies (April, 2005). Pretty Good Privacy is recommended by none other than Ramzi Yousef, whose secured laptop defied authorities’ attempts to access its contents for over 12 months! (Source: Melton, Piligian, and Swierczynski, “The Spy ’s Guide: Office Espionage.”)
  • Pretty Good Privacy (pgpi.org)  The act of exporting the PGP encryption package from the US is a crime, because it is illegal to export encryption software. So our heroes purchased copies of the code in printed form (dead-trees), took them overseas, converted the code to e-text, compiled it (removing several restrictions in the process), and now the (modified) program is legal to download almost anywhere. And unlike the version used by the Fortune® big shots, this downloadable version is no cost. It is also fully compatable with the spendy version, being, essentially, the same thing.  ----- END PGP SIGNATURE -----
  • The File Extension Source You’re cleaning out your folders of unknown files. You can’t figure out what these three files are or do, and you begin to seethe with anger: just what does this file with the PMS extension do? And what are those stinking GAS documents doing on your system? What game engine is it that lets you play with your PUD files? This Web site lists all of these files and many others, too. But certainly nobody can keep track of them all. And hey, you might find a few listed here, too. Mainly, though, I wanted to be able to find this link by searching for the word “.” Take care.
  • FindMyIP.com As the domain name implies, if you click the link it will show you what your IP address is. As of this writing, mine was 67.164.34.20, but by the time you read this it will have changed at least a dozen times, if not hundreds of times. This is because my ISP assigns a new IP address every hour or so. I experience a brief, almost imperceptible interruption in service and a new IP is tossed into the works. Or something like that.)
  • InfiniteCrosswords.com Now you can play offline! Never run out of crosswords again!
  • Make Money on eBay (etc) “Activism costs money.” –nameless charter member of The Black Panthers to Cliff Walker in 1986, on the eve of the Sagon Penn verdict.
  • Did you know that more than 724,000 people report that eBay is their primary or secondary source of income? Do you realize that with over one-third (1/3) of Internet users visiting eBay, that leaves growth open to the remaining two-thirds (2/3)?
  • Get by the fact that this thing looks every bit like the banal hype that it is. There are many others just like this one and still others much better. No matter. Don’t waste your time finding a better one: the subject matter is not all that complex.
  • Just sign up for the e-list. If you already subscribe to one of these e-lists, then ignore what I’m saying and find something more constructive to do. And if this link is broken, let me know so I can link to any one of of the thousands of other pages just like this one.
  • The Amazon Honor System Collect donations for your Web site: “allows the Web site to raise money for continued operations without resorting to intrusive banner advertisements” — or the ubiquitous Amazon click-through, itself merely a less-intrusive form of the banner advertisement except that those who use it don’t get paid conventional rates, if they get paid at all!
  • PayPal This is a bank, of sorts, that specialized in online commerce. Collect some but not all of the donations for your Web site. We feel PayPal’s single most important feature involves currency exchange. For what it costs (in time and take) to pay the young girl down the road who grooms your horses, you can make purchases around the world, instantly transferring funds while converting both from and to a respectable array of currencies.
  • PAM Tip:  Hold the Shift key while you click the Reload button (in Windows) in order to clear the initial advertisement that usually displays before you can access your account.
  • PAM Fraud Alert: PayPal will never send you an eMail that does not address you by your full sign-in name (the name you used when signing up for PayPal; the name that appears when your account page opens up — after you wade through the advertisements and self-promotion [hint: click reload]).
  • Any eMail allegedly from PayPal that does not address you by your full sign-in name is fraudulent and should be forwarded to PayPal so they can prosecute.
  • The place to forward phony PayPal eMail (anything that hits your inbox or bulk folder that’s allegedly from PayPal, whose body does not contain your full sign-in name) is spoof@paypal.com. Help PayPal and the others help us, your fellow members of The Online Community. Several dozen extremely stiff prison terms might slow this little game down just a bit. Meanwhile, these cretins prey on our refusal to cooperate, which is, really, our collective apathy combined with sheer laziness. We get what we pay for, but often the cost of acting is very small when compared to the price of not acting.
    • Many of these Items Were Placed Here in Great Haste and Shall Soon Find “Regular” Homes on this Index.
  
  

Design of Expression

(Tone, Text, and Imagery)

  

Elementaries of Style

Grammar, Vocabulary, Punctuation, etc

Wiki

  • WikiMedia  (PAM Pick!)  The umbrella covering the entire Wiki scene offers venues for discussing the Foundation and her projects. It also hosts the various Wikimedia mailing lists.
    • Wikipedia  (PAM Pick!)  “Wikipedia is a multilingual project to create a complete and accurate free content encyclopedia.... you can edit any article...” (One queston that crosses my mind every time I log on is, “How the Hell do they prevent sabotage!?”  –cw)
    • Wiktionary  (PAM Pick!)  It had to come to this, you know! As of this writing (January, 2006), the languages list contained links to 63 Wiktionaries in languages other than English.
    • WikiSaurus  (PAM Pick!)  Beware of imitations: WikiSaurus is a category of the Wiktionary, not a separate Web site sporting advertisements. All Wikis have the same basic “look” about them.

The Big Guys

  • The Free Dictionary  (PAM Pick!)  by Farlex, drawing from the following resources: any number of Dictionaries and Thesauri; Computing Dictionaries; Medical Dictionaries; Legal Dictionaries; Financial Dictionaries; Lists; Idiom Lists; (that ubiquitous yawner) The Columbia Encyclopedia; The Wikipedia Encyclopedia -- with links to every source.
  • Reference.com “Supersize Your Brain!”
  • Encarta We might as well include this set, too, the Visa and MC logos notwithstanding. There are many parts where you don’t have to pay to get in.
  • OneLook (Multiple-Dictionary Search)  (PAM Pick!)  This powerful engine features (among other things):  wildcard capability;  crossword puzzle mode;  reverse lookup (enter the definition).  A downloadable utility allows you to iinstall a right-click context menu for MSIE-based browsers.

Spelling Aids

What We Do.
  • Our latest trick goes up front. Maybe it works for other engines, but I'll use Google. Whenever I submit something for search in Google, it corrects the spelling for me, even giving me suggestions: "Did you mean, 'Big Diaper Constellation'?" Okay! Just kidding with that example, but that's what it's like. Honest engine!
  • Your standard computer dictionary (Encarta, etc) does not do a very good job at helping you figure out how to spell something. (Well, maybe they've improved since they made mine in 1999. I'll assume not!) Of course: you’re already supposed to know how to spell. (Didn’t they teach you how to spell in school? Oh, you’re a publicly schooled American, born after 1961? Oh, gee! I’m very sorry to hear that! My heart goes out to you!) There are many, many places to find a fast-opening, resource conserving spelling aid, if you’ll just look around.
  • If you own Windows, you’ll need to own one of the other Mickeysoph applications if you want to avail yourself of the spell checker in Outlook Express. If this is the case, you already own perhaps the best spelling aid going. If you still have your WordPerfect 5.1 diskettes and can pull off a successful install, its dictionary (the big list of words; the main list of words) is entirely editable using the spell.exe utility! It doesn’t support mixed case, but you can add and remove abbreviations, gotchas, and so forth.
  • When writing, we generally keep an open eMail (or a link to an .EML file on our desktop or the big button bar). When a word comes up, we paste some semblance of what we think ought to be its correct spelling and then click the Spell button on the eMail’s toolbar.
  • In lieu of that, most of the no-cost (ad-supported) online eMail services include spell checkers. Find one that either allows you to remain logged in for extended periods without a nag screen or lets you close without logging out (so you can skip the password brouhaha each time you want to spell-check a word).
  • We keep a link to G-Mail at the very foot of our Start Menu, specifically for this purpose. You see, we do most of our writing and much of our coding in MetaPad (a powerful substitute for Notepad whose own speller is more trouble to install than it’s worth, in our opinion). Whenever we need to spell a word, we throw it into the open eMail (in “Compose” mode) and hit Spell Check. G-Mail gives us a surprisingly accurate list of choices (accurate in that one of the choices is almost always right).
  • The most important part of this trick is to keep a list of all the words you’ve had to look up. My Grandmother taught me to do this and gave me a tiny booklet of blank pages for that purpose. By the time a word was a page or so back from where I was currently entering new words, I had memorized it from repeatedly looking at it (or looking it up again).
  • We keep the link to this list right above the link to our Spell Checkers (G-Mail and Outlook Express).

Vocabulary Specialties; Scrabbology

Specialty and Special Interest (perspective)
  • The New Dictionary of Cultural Literacy “The manifestation of one of the most influential modern educational theories, the 6,900 entries in this major new reference work form the touchstone of what it means to be not only just a literate American but an active citizen in our multicultural democracy.” (By E. D. Hirsch, Jr., Joseph F. Kett, James Trefil; Third Edition: Completely Revised and Updated.)
  • ‘PanGaia’ Pagan Glossary  (PAM Pick!)   Here, religious words are spelled and defined in an attempt to standardize terminology that has yet to make the mainstream reference works.
  • This microlexicon comes from a Wiccan-slash-New Age slant, which is much of what makes this list so informative. Unlike their monotheistic counterparts (and even in opposition to many of their own Wiccan and New Age allies), the “PanGaia” editorial staff has shown itself to be very open to learning about “The Universe Next Door” (atheism) and has extended an open invitation for Cliff to submit more articles from the atheist’s perspective than the one piece that he has already written for them. (Suggestions are welcome!) As such, we strongly recommend their material for anybody interested in finding out about this particular “Universe Down the Street.”
  • Glossary of Legal Termsx courtesy of the Law Libraries of the New York State Unified Court System
  • Summit Ministries Worldview Dictionary Philosophical and theological terms assessed from an Evangelical Christian perspective. Just so you’ll know.
  • Clitical.com (Yup!)  This glossary of sexual terms is what the domain name implies: spun from the liberal feminist viewpoint. (“Bestiality: sexual relations with animals.”  Uhh, sexual, uhh, relations!?)
Glossarial Lexicography (reference)
  • RhymeZone Rhyming Dictionary  (PAM Pick!)   the search features extensive masking capabilities and includes categories for Rhyming Words (of course), Quotations (including Shakespeare and Mother Goose), Definitions, Synonyms, Antonyms, Homonyms (similar sounding words), Homophones (uhh, okay, and don’t forget the Hetero-cables (You know?), and the Bi-gasandlights, and, gee, uh, the Auto-waterandsewers, and — uhhh — (Oh my!) the Pan-garbageandrecyclings, and — erm, okay — aah…), Quotations, even Games and Puzzles, and much more: a complete resource! Fun, too. Criticism: as often as not, a word needing an antonym comes up empty due to their apparantly tiny database.
  • Synonym.com Synonyms, Antonyms, and Definitions. I’ve had better luck here than at RhymeZone.
  • Reverso Dictionary Very powerful with multilingual specialty dictionaries (a French Computing dictionary, anyone?) but we could not find the dictionary of anonyms.
  • Reverso Conjugator Conjugates infinitives in English, en español, le français, die Deutche
  • Antonym For  • Wårnüng!! • This is a Free Downloaded ToolBar. We sternly warn against using free downloaded toolbars. The text in the button that you'd expect to click to navigate over to the answer box or page instead installs their Free Downloaded Toolbar onto your machine.
  • The Word Spy “…devoted to ‘lexpionage,’ the sleuthing of new words and phrases. These aren’t ‘stunt words’ or ‘sniglets,’ but new terms that have appeared multiple times in newspapers, magazines, books, Web sites, and other recorded sources…”
  • The Double-Tongued Word Wrester  (PAM Pick!)   This “growing dictionary of old and new words ... records undocumented or under-documented words from the fringes of English. It focuses upon slang, jargon, and other niche categories which include new, foreign, hybrid, archaic, obsolete, and rare words. Special attention is paid to the lending and borrowing of words between the various Englishes and other languages, even where a word is not a fully naturalized citizen in its new language.”
  • Twists, Slugs, and Roscoes: A Glossary of Hard Boiled Slang Learn the language spoken by Marlowe, Spade, and Hammer when they got into a turf war with Cagney, Bogart, and Robinson: “He was too far off the track. Strictly section eight.” “Go climb up your thumb, Dinge, or I’ll give you a slant on the Harlem sunset.” “I got a Chink ribbed up to get the dope.”
Words About Words (discussion)
  • Common Errors in English  (PAM Pick!)   Paul Brians recently published this as a paperbound book. Indispensable! This collection has proven more useful to us than a whole shelf full of “English as Second Language” handbooks, which themselves are very important to our own studies on how better to use the English language.
  • The English-To-American Dictionary “A bewildering array of words which are in common use on our side of the pond [read: “England”] ... invariably mean nothing at all or something exceedingly rude on the other side.”
  • Here’s an example: “dolt n. A good proportion of this dictionary can be summed up in a simple phrase. If, as a foreigner travelling around the UK, you come across a word whose meaning you are unaware of, make the assumption that it means ‘idiot’....” Another, similar definition (“pollock”), elaborates: “We have so many because different ones sound better in different sentences.”
  • You have so many what? idiots, or words for “idiot”?
  • On a slightly different note: “slapper n. People who are on the pull for anything they can get. Anything. The word is applied more often to females (arguably because it is a built-in function of blokes and doesn’t deserve a separate word)....” The verb “pull,” of course, means, “The art of distracting the opposite sex....”
  • The Cockney Rhyming Slang Dictionary Several items in the above-reviewed English-To-American Dictionary sported the Cockney rhyming slang motif. Cockney rhyming slang is identical, in concept if not in execution (pun intended), to the American prison rhyming slang mentioned in “The Executioner’s Song.”
  • Well, we think it’s American: the fact that it happens in American prisons does not necessarily limit its extent to the same.
  • In fact, some suspect that Cockney rhyming slang harkens from the prisons or the marketplace or some other criminal setting where two individuals would want to prevent others from knowing what they were talking about.
  • But from what we’ve been told, a prisoner who asks for “Ike and Mike” (an inversion on the candy, “Mike and Ike”) is asking for a “spike” (a hypodermic syringe — a safety pin and eyedropper makeshift will do in a pinch).
  • Cockney slang, on the other hand, drops the second part, expecting the listener to fill it in and then build the rhyme from the now-restored second part. For example, “Barney” translates to “trouble” in that the name of the cartoon character “Barney Rubble” rhymes with “trouble.”
  • Simple enough.
  • But then someone ups and says, “I’m off to the Jack” (bar: Jack Tar). Or he could say, “I’m off to the Jack, Jack” (bar, alone: Jack Malone). Now it can get downright troublesome should he say, “I’m off to the Jack, Jack, Jack” (bar, alone, Jack: speaking to his brother Jack).
  • But don’t even think we can explain the algorithm to the old-timey Las Vegas gamer’s slang. If a gambler mutters, for example, “sixes and eights,” he is alerting the others to the presence of a tasty-looking morsel in the room, definitely worthy of an excuse to turn your head and take a look. Go figure. Better, go to the small drinking establishment of the same name and see if the bartender there will kick down an explanation, along with some additional clues.
  • World Wide Words Michael Quinion writes about International English from a British viewpoint; subscribe to his e-list.
  • The alt.usage.english FAQ (the newsgroup’s archive)  (info on the various versions)
  • WordWizard This is not a dictionary. Come here if and only if you: “wish to discuss the origins of an English word or phrase; wish to discuss English usage; need some help writing a tricky letter or other writing project; just wish to share some interesting aspect of the English language with like-minded people.” Also check their Index to Numerous Offline Resources.
  • The “Lovingkindness” Religious Language Newsletter Suzette Haden Elgin studies the use of religious language, particularly words, with an eye toward noting its often powerful effect even on nontheists. Thanks to PanGaia for this one!
  • Everybody Loves Their Jane Austin: The Anti-Pedantry Page Do you know the ins and outs of the argumentation regarding the singular versus the plural uses of the word “their” in Jane Austin’s writings? (At this stage, do you even care!?)
Symbolic Manipulation and Mutation (anagrams, acronyms, passwords, etc)
  • Acronym Finder This is a searchable database giving the meanings of over 336,000 acronyms and abbreviations, including those pesky Internet abbreviations that American state-school-educated teens use on America Online and lazy typists of all years, makes, and models use in their eMails and elsewhere. (AHEM! I mean, IMHO!)
  • Internet Anagram Server Wordsmith.org’s anagram engine is great for unscrambling possible passwords after you’ve determined which keys were pressed on the Super’s talc-dusted keyboard (available for your viewing during the few moments following your having feigned an early-morning “situation” that you heard about, such as “a horribly dented [whatever] in the lot downstairs”).
  • Password Generator What makes a good password? It's not a word in the dictionary, nor a name or date that people might guess. It also needs to be something you can remember.
  • Chat Acronyms Ed_88’s ridiculously giant list of “Chat, Usenet, and Text Message Acronyms and Abbreviations.” Not that we play around with that kind of stuff. No-o-o-o!
  • About.com Explains Internet Acronyms
  • Un•Scramble  (PAM Pick!)   Incredible!! Includes: Dictionary (definitions; synonyms; antonyms; related words); Rhyming Dictionary (alphabetical by syllable): Unscramble (arrange jumbled letters into real words — or fingerprints into likely passwords); Crossword Finder (enter word with “?”s to indicate missing letters); Find (enter substring to find larger word). ···cookie city···
  • The Opaui Guide This list points only to other lists. In other words, it’s a list of lists. Imagine a list of the various lists of acronyms, abbreviations, and initialisms used on the Web. And imagine those lists themselves likewise being on the Web, along with the abbreviations and acronyms they document. I think it’s way past my bedtime. G’night!

Grammar and Style

Reference
  • University of Minnesota Online Grammar Handbook The “Handbook” is actually “21 Chapters of Web Links to Writing, Grammar, Punctuation, and Research Including Links to Arguments, Literature, and Sample Student Papers of Many Types.” Interestingly, the front page contains numerous compromises of Positive Atheism’s In-House “Style Sheet.” These are not mistakes, per se. Rather, Positive Atheism’s editors simply rely upon guidelines that are considerably more strict than those apparently used by those who put together this site.
  • Chicago Manual of Style (15th Edition) Q&A “Even at nearly 1,000 pages, ‘The Chicago Manual of Style’ can’t cover every detail. In this forum we interpret the Manual’s recommendations and uncoil its intricacies.” The Big Orange Book is the primary source for PAM’s own In-House Style Sheet (in combination, of course, with the style guide put out by The Associated Press, the quintessential rule book for journalistic writing). Be sure to check “Chicago’s” Online Questions and Answers Column Monthly!
  • English-Test.net  (PAM Pick!)   Practice and hone your writing and speech skills here!
Advocacy and Discussion
  • Plain English Campaign “The Plain English Campaign is an independent pressure group fighting for public information to be written in plain English. ‘Public information’ means anything people have to read to get by in their daily lives. ‘Plain English’ is language that the intended audience can understand and act upon from a single reading.”
  • Using Proper English (The Most Versatile Word in the English Language)  (PAM Pick!)  “Public Service Videos Presents: Episode #12.” Audio written and performed by Monty Python. ··· requires Flash ···

Structure, Content, and Presentation

Translation

  • Translation Langenberg Here is a vast collection of translators, language identifiers, and the like, all fixed upon a single page.
  • Free2Professional Translation Okay, we look beyond the use of numerals to make words, recognizing both its origins and inevitabilities. Beyond that, this translation engine consistently returned a larger percentage of “translations” that we could at least understand — but are they accurate?
  • Well, there’s more than one way to find out, isn’t there?
  • What’s truly unique about this site is the fact that once you’ve tried the ever-dissatisfying no-cost computerized method, you can simply click “Human Translation,” whip out your credit card number, and Voila! This Web Guide entry would cost about US$40 to translate.
  • Babel Fish Translation for the common surfer -- from AltaVista.
  • Braille Through Remote Learning
  • American Sign Language Browser  (PAM Pick!)    Each term is demonstrated in a tiny video as the idiosyncracies of certain terms — and the language itself — are explained in text. For example, the word “author” is actually the term “write” followed by the term “person” which, when used this way, modifies the verb in a way similar to how the suffixes “-er,” “-or,” “-ess,” “-ress,” etc, modify the same verbs in English (y “-ador” o “-adora,” en español).

Encyclopædic

  • Wikipedia  (PAM Pick!)  “Wikipedia is a multilingual project to create a complete and accurate free content encyclopedia....”
  • PhatNav The kids gotta have one, too, although this is just a wannabe Wiki: it’s definitely not The Real McCoy. Pretty!! Unlike the big Wiki, this one has ads.
  • eHow Yet another Wiki-like reader-written how-to manual of general knowledge.
  • h2g2 The Hitchhiker’s Guide to The Galaxy  (PAM Pick!)  This is the BBC-sponsored Wiki-like reader-written resource — with a decidedly British bent, of course. The h2g2 project has the noble goal of becoming the unconventional “Guide to Life, the Universe and, well, Everything.” First check out the Writing Guidelines, then Browse the Guide to see if you can find any obvious gaps, they tell us. We found this one while, of all things, double-checking our memory to make sure we knew the right amount of time it takes to boil a specific hardness (or lack thereof) to a hard-boiled egg.
  • Interestingly, the Wikipedia entry for “Boiled Eggs” currently (6-6-6) says this: “Boiled eggs are easier and less challenging to cook than many other ways of preparing eggs — so much so that the phrase ‘he doesn’t even know how to boil an egg’ is used derisively to describe someone totally unable to cook.” Harumph! And it’s not “she doesn’t know...” but “he doesn’t know...” I know enough about cooking to have kept myself alive and healthy (as eating goes) into my 50s. But eggs have never been my cup of tea, to put it mildly. Indeed, as of this writing I have owned fewer than a dozen cartons of eggs in my entire adult life, all but two of those being farm-fresh eggs purchased or gifted from friends, etc. I have created omelets from the bulk of those. Thus boiling two of them for a salad required, for me, some brushing up when it comes to the timing, because before this I have had neitheo the need nor the desire to boil an egg!
  • WikiHow Wiki’s Wiki-like reader-written how-to manual of general knowledge.
  • Gary Price’s Fast Facts

Delivery

Typography

Discussion
  • Microsoft Typography This is a good starting point — and ending point — for learning about fonts, as it contains over 500 pages of the most up-to-date information this side of the skull of Robin Williams.
  • Fonts On the Web Lou Sander gives examples of what many call “the Web-safe fonts.”
  • Taking Care of Your Font Folder”  This article from Kay’s Kreations (Spell checkers: what a concept!) contains important beginner’s-level information about the many problems one can encounter by remaining ignorant of the fact that most word processors and graphics programs dump dozens if not hundreds of fonts onto your system. Easy-to-understand remedies follow each description. Included is a list of fonts required to run various applications, fonts that you should never uninstall.
  • Fonts Installed by Windows” Here is another resource from Kay’s Kreations (uhh...) containing information that many of us simply should not be without. It is particularly important for Web developers to know which fonts are ones most likely to be installed on the widest variety of systems!
  • Standard Fonts for Windows and Macintosh Computers”  This list of fonts covers older systems (Windows 9x and the Mac’s default “Adobe 35” font set for PostScript Printers). Presented by Dynamic Net, Inc.
  • Bitstream’s TrueDoc System Bitstream has developed a font embedding system, our non-assessment of which can be found in the “Plugins Good and Bad” section of this Web Guide.
  • Unicode.org Here is the official home page of The Unicode Consortium, publishers of The Unicode Standard’s latest Code Charts, which are also available as a thoroughly annotated and cross-referenced 30MB PDF File.
Books
  • Cool Fonts Bookstore Utilizing that ubiquitous Ama-Zonk exploit-o-banner, this collection of titles is so meticulously well-researched that if its author could make more than a the Ama-Zonk pittance for his efforts, we wouldn't be making our standard recommendation of consulting this list and then ordering from a locally owned and operated outlet, thereby keeping at least some of your commerce at home (read: “preventing it from supporting the highly destructive ‘outsourcing’ travesty”).
Vendors
Unicode Chart Contributors (a linked list)
Vendors Serving the End User
  • Letterhead Fonts Boasting “rare and unique typefaces for artists,” this group specializes in showcasing old typefaces from the turn of the century. They appear to practice a fair amount of scrutiny regarding what they’ll carry, as almost every font we saw here was a winner by our book.
  • GarageFonts Type Foundry GarageFonts has over 750 original typeface designs available for download, from designers across the globe. This is not a clearinghouse for the “Grunge” fonts popular among certain elements of the disenchanted youth but rather an impressive showcase of classy if not universally appealing designs. Even if you're not a prospective font buyer, you owe it to yourself to check the creativity of designer Pieter van Rosmalen.
  • MyFonts.com {Online Retail Vendor} Why someone would want to capitalize on the Windows GUI’s embarrassing overuse of the term “My” is beyond me. That hasn’t stopped us from buying a few fonts from MyFonts. Sometimes the name does not reflect other aspects of a business, etc.
  • Nevertheless, MyFonts.com happens to be the current place where we purchase a fair number of our fonts. A great many are available at no cost or are shareware, although the majority of these tend to be of greatly compromised quality, both in the area of their being able to support a wide variety of systems as well as plain old design.
  • Nevertheless, we’re often surprised on both ends, seeing absolute garbage coming from the prestigous foundaries as well as carefully worked-out masterpieces available for free. Go figure. Actually, the name of the game is to kn ow enough about what you’re doing to be able to tell (in retrospect, after you’ve bought it) whether you got a good deal (and thus whether to return to that foundary or artist next time). And then, often the “just-gotta-have” visual masterpiece is a technical heap of scrap. Again, go figure.
  • PAM Tip: you get what you pay for: Fontographer is still available to students for less than a hundred bucks!!
  • A few months ago, we bought through Fonts.com. Before that, we bought fonts through EyeWire, and before that, Image Club (or was it EyeWire then Image Club?), and before that a few other things and before that Adobe’s font sales department, and before that, uhh, well!
  • Fonts.com {Online Retail Vendor} This is one of the places we’ve bought from over the years and where we still buy a modest number of fonts for hobbying, even though we no longer publish PAM Print. Subscribe to their eMailed newsletter for a monthly run-down of what’s new. Our collection is quite impressive. Although a great many of them were obtained at no cost (included with applications, given as comps by embarrassed Adobe executives as apologies for bunglingly troublesome sales-rep behavior, etc), hardly any of the fonts we have were downloaded from those ubiquitous no cost-fonts sites run by students who get to buy Fontographer for a song and turn these things in for grades. (Well, put it this way: most “student fonts” that actually made it past the preview stage now live in ZIP files, having been catalogued in a master PDF reference work. Ah, but a few of these have been most impressive, and thus made it into one or the other issue of PAM over the years!) ··· cookies ···

Quantitative Conversions and Calculations

Mass, Area, Distance, Time, Money, RAM, etc

  • XE.com Currency Conversions  “powerful and efficient currency services that the new global economy demands” ··· busy animated ads ··· cookies ···
  • How Far Is It? Bali and Indonesia Online helps you find the distance between two major World cities “as the crow flies.” ··· cookies ···
  • Driving Distance Between Two [American] Cities
  • Convert-Me.com  (PAM Pick!)  I’ve got this one bookmarked as well, if for no other reason than the fact that I still have yet to memorize such formulæ as: a cup contains how many tablespoons? (16) ··· code disables ‘back’ button on some browsers ··· pop-up ads ··· Flash™ ··· cookies ···
Q. One cup would contain how many tablespoons?
A. 16.
Q. One cup would contain how many teaspoons?
A. 48.
Q. One US liquid measure gallon would contain how many cups?
A. 16. (Meanwhile, one US dry measure gallon would contain about 18.6 cups, whereas one British Imperial liquid and dry gallon would contain about 19.2 cups.)
  • In light of all this:
Q. How many bags of Hungarian egg noodles, each bag weighing one Old Russian Zolotnik, can you ship with a stamp that covers the cost of shipping a bag weighing one Old German Pfund?
A. Convert almost any measurements: Weight, Mass; Distance, Length; Capacity, Volume; Area; Speed; Temperature; Time; Pressure; Energy; Work; Torque; Power; Circular Measure; Computer Storage.
Q. How many Biblical Cubits would it take to mark the length of a single Astronomical Light Year?
A.   Converting Distance and Length (for example)? Choose among the following: Metric, British & American, Japanese, Thai, Old Russian, Nautical, Typographical, Astronomical, Ancient Roman, Biblical, Ancient Greek.
Q. How many scruples does it take to find something more productive to do than to spend half an evening playing with this diobolical Web site’s source code?
A. It hasn’t mattered since they opened up their Forum!

Time Zones

Area Codes

  • NANPA (North American Numbering Plan Administration)
  • CNAC (Canadian Numbering Administrator)
  • Area Code List This (long) list, sorted by Area Code number, is maintained at UCSD.
  • (Links to pages for dialing procedures for other countries would be most appreciated.)

Postal Codes

  • ZIP Code Lookup Search by address, courtesy of the United States Postal Service.
  • (Links to pages for postal code information for other countries would be most appreciated.)

PIN Numbers

  • Everybody’s PIN Number Revealed Forgot the PIN for your debt card? Just pulled the ol’ switcheroo in Dad’s wallet for the weekend? You’ll find the PIN number here.
    • (Attention speedfreaks: This list is for entertainment use only, and is not intended as an aid to criminal activities. Victimizing people is just plain wrong. Besides, you stand a much greater chance of getting shot one fine morning. We’re tired of you. Very, very tired.)

Miscellania (aka ‘Information’)

  • ArmaniSoft Text Scrambler and Descrambler Armin Müller:  “This tool is great together with Hotmail or other public mail systems, because you can access it from every internet computer....”  To encrypt:  (0) Open this page.  (1)  Copy or enter your ASCII-text message into the larger box.  (2) Enter your password into the “Password” field.  (3) Click the “Crypto” button.  (4) Copy the ASCII-text gobbledegook and send it via eMail to a friend (who knows your password and the location of this page in advance). Your friend, the recipient, must then do as follows:  0. Open this same page.  1. Copy (but fork rye steaks don’t try to enter) your ASCII-text gobbledegook into the larger box.  2. Enter the same password into the “Password” field.  3. Click “Crypto.”   4. Copy (or simply read) your ASCII-text message in all of its original glory.  After all this, you and your accomplice should both check out the other interesting (no-cost) toys that Armin has invented.
  • Social Security Administration’s Baby Name Data Wanna know the most popular names for boys and girls, based upon US Government data, dating all the way back to 1990? Bet you didn’t know that America’s Social Security Administration conducts research on baby name popularity and naming trends. Well — they don’t, actually! But they do have a whole box full of data, and someone in the administration either decided or was ordered to put it to good use. And useful it is! Did you know that there are (according to this) at least seven different ways to spell the now-popular girl’s name, Kaitlin? Also included are Kaitlyn, Kaitlynn, Katelin, Katelyn, Katelynn, and Katlyn. (Ah, but PAM suggests that they left out the one spelling that’s probably more popular in the American South than anywhere else: Kate Lynn.)
  • Ten Big Myths About Copyright Explained This Treatise by Brad Templeton is for the layperson.
  • Straight From the Hip  Created and edited by Matthew Alice, this is our all-time favorite remaining question-and-answer column. (Hell, we learned how to read with this column! That’s an exaggeration, of course, but not much of one!) Straight from the Hip’s flagship is “The San Diego Reader,” which is not to be confused with the slightly older Los Angeles rag also calling itself “The Reader” and likewise sporting a Russian-like backwards “R” in its logo — which made our Cold War-terrorized Nixon-electing parents more than a little nervous whenever we brought home a copy of this tame-bordering-on-lame community newsweekly, whose advertising rates enabled many a former dope-dealing radical hippie Marxist-type to afford to pursue “legitimate” business (if there be such a thing from the eyes of a former dope-dealing radical hippie Marxist-type).
  • Color Deficiency Test ··· requires Flash ···
  
  

Implementation of Expression

(Hardware, Code, and Presentation)

  

References, Guidelines, Industry Standards, and Tools

Hardware and Software

Pads, Laptops, & Desktops; Terminals, Networks, & Servers;  OS, Utilities, & Apps

Bodies That Maintain Standards Used in Computing
  • ISO 639.2  (Codes for the Representation of Names of Languages) Features lists in English and French.
  • NISO (National Information Standards Organization) NISO is an ANSI-accredited organization that develops standards specifically for the library, information services, and publishing sectors.
  • ANSI (American National Standards Institute)  ANSI is the organization that facilitates development of American National Standards (ANSs) by establishing consensus among qualified groups.
  • ISO (International Organization for Standardization)  ISO is the standards body that establishes standards for the international exchange of goods and services.
  • Library and Archival Computer Standards (Library of Congress)
  • Unicode.org Here is the official home page of The Unicode Consortium, publishers of The Unicode Standard’s latest Code Charts, which are also available as a thoroughly annotated and cross-referenced 30MB PDF file.
Tools That Computer Users May Find Useful
Boot Disks and Emergency Start-Up Resources
  • StartDisk(dot)Com They offer an almost-complete collection of links to and copies of emergency boot disks for a wide varfiety of operating systems and their hoards of releases, upgrades, and major & minor bug fixes.
  • BootDisk(dot)Com This site features a special application that you archive in case of emergency.
Tools That Web Designers May Find Useful
  • The Amazing Rolloverer This (online no-cost) tool “generates JavaScript-free, accessible, flicker-free menu bars.... You’re welcome to use the resulting generated layouts for any purpose, personal or commercial.”
  • Layout-O-Matic This (online no-cost) tool “generates tableless CSS layouts at the touch of a button.... You’re welcome to use the resulting generated layouts for any purpose, personal or commercial.”
  • List-O-Matic This (online no-cost) tool “generates CSS for formatting lists in a variety of forms.... (Turning it into something unique and beautiful is not included.) You’re welcome to use the resulting generated layouts for any purpose, personal or commercial.”
  • DNS·Report.com “This site will provide you with a DNS report for your domain. A very large percentage of domains have DNS problems; this site will help you find those problems and fix them. Also, the ‘Mail Test’ tool will help find mail delivery problems for your domain.”
  • DNS·Stuff.com “This site has many DNS, networking, and domain registration tools for network administrators, domain owners, users of hosted DNS services, etc. There is no cost for using this site.”
  • GoDaddy “GoDaddy.com is the world’s largest domain name registrar.”
  • The BrowserCam Ah, the days when a web cam was worth a peek solely because it was a web cam!
  • Like many my age (give or take ten years), I watched the progress of this phenomenon called the dial-up BBS (one of which, “Compuserve,” was no less crucial to our way of life than the morning dose of Java with “Far Side”). Between coming to terms with my first full-blown BBS habit in 1984 or so, and finally finding AOL’s designedly elusive “Please Cancel My Account” link in 1995 (and this one was a no cost account, too: go figure), I watched this entire situation morph into the full-blown Internet that we all know and love today. (Cough!)
  • And like most of my fellow online vets, my first experiences with the “Web Cam” were the famous Trojan Room Coffee Pot and (of course) and the infamous Spam Cam, which over the years that it lived featured live, slower-than action updates of a Spam sandwich accompanied variously, if memory serves, by a banana, a pickle slice, a plate of Twinkies, a glass of milk, and perhaps a few other things over the years that had been abandoned to fester, rot, and generally play host to any number of fuzzy-looking microcritters.
  • Years later I was on this guy’s page for some reason or other and the link said, “See my web cam!” Curious, I clicked it, only to see a still of some goofus pounding away at his keyboard. I quickly headed for the Back button when the image suddenly changed. The same fellow was now glaring directly at me and “twirling his middle finger” (as those Free Speech weenies among the sports writers are wont to say).
  • Just for that, I left my browser as is, minimized it, and went to have lunch.
  • Stupid toad!
  • Nowadays the Web Cam has become quite useful. My veterinarian’s sideline is a dog kennel. He hooked up Web Cams focused on the higher-priced spreads so you can log on and see how utterly despondent little Ginger and Fred have become now that you didn’t take them along on your vacation. we recently discovered Another surprisingly elegant use for the lowly Web cam:
  • The BrowserCam.
  • Uhh — Browser — Cam!?
  • Anybody who’s created a web page even a tad more complex than a block of text periodically interrupted with the <p> tag (or worse, the <br> tag), knows that not a single one of the browsers supports any of the extant versions of HTML, XHTML, or CSS. And it would take a room full of computers to create a system that would allow you to check a single page on the browsers representing, say, 75 different brands, versions, and operating systems (BrowserCam’s boast as of this writing, which requires all of 15 machines to accommodate that many different browsers: MSIE loads only one version on a given machine at at time, as does AOL).
  • And “The Big Guys” can afford both the room and the computers with which to test their work. We “Little Guys” just gotta wing it, I suppose. But then there are The Folks In the Middle,” people who can afford to do something, they just but cannot justify putting out for the real estate and silicon that the expensive spread takes for granted.
  • What’s in it for them?
  • BrowserCam is a virtual room full of computers, each of which allow both static and moving screen shots of what your web page looks like on whatever browser that machine supports. The prices are in line with what we’d have thought something like this might cost.

At the Code Level:  Maintenance and Design

Reference Works and Journals
  • The Computing Dictionary Part of The Free Dictionary by Farlex.
  • TechEncyclopedia With over 20,000 terms (early 2006), this one is owned and maintained by the TechWeb company.
  • FOLDOC (Free Online Dictionary of Computing)  Created and maintained by Dennis Howe, FOLDOC is a “searchable dictionary of acronyms, jargon, programming languages, tools, architecture, operating systems, networking, theory, conventions, standards, mathematics, telecoms, electronics, institutions, companies, projects, products, history, in fact anything to do with computing.... The dictionary has been growing since 1985 and now contains over 13,000 definitions totalling nearly five megabytes of text [14,178 terms and 5,128,020 bytes as of January 11, 2006]. Entries are cross-referenced to each other and to related resources elsewhere on the net.” FOLDOC is supported by the Imperial College Department of Computing.
  • SlashDot “News for Nerds.”
  • Wĕbopēdia The “Online Computer Dictionary for Computer and Internet Terms and Definitions” — or so it says at the top of this crowded, ad-laden page.
  • Okay, then, what the hell is “DAOC Platinum”? I see this thing (stuff?) advertised in context-sensitive ads on Wĕbopēdia and elsewhere. Upon searching, Wĕbopēdia returns twenty-three some-odd more context-sensitive ads, but after you grab your mouse and scroll to the end of the ads, where the results listing is supposed to begin, the error says, “Your search was: ‘daoc platinum’ Your search produced no results. Search again?”
  • Search again!? What, are you kidding with that!? I’d have been on my third or fouth clicked Google link by now! Ah, but it was a lot of fun tracking down the ampersand markup for the entities used in their name! ···busy, blinking ads···
Organizations and Business Entities
  • W3C HTML Homepage The World Wide Web Consortium’s Web site, featuring all their pronouncements plus articles, tutorials, and how-tos — you can even download and install their browser-slash-editor — and lots more for surfers and the like. ··· requires Japanese fonts ···
  • Web and Computer Standards (Library of Congress)
Languages and Their Specifications
  • HTML 4.01 Specification The full-length online book detailing the W3C HTML 4.01 recommendations, dated 24 December 1999. This version is quite probably the very last to emerge from this standards group.
  • Modularization of XHTML: W3C Recommendation (10 April 2001) “XHTML Modularization is a decomposition of XHTML 1.0, and by reference HTML 4, into a collection of abstract modules that provide specific types of functionality.”
  • XHTML 1.1 — Module-Based XHTML: W3C Recommendation (31 May 2001) This is the latest version of XHTML, the only extant Hypertext Markup Language for which we can expect future development.
  • The XHTML 1.1 Document Type If you’ve ever wondered how to classify your tags, say, in a style sheet, here’s how W3C classifies them in the latest version of XHTML, the only extant Hypertext Markup Language for which we can expect future development. (In other words, HTML 4.01 is the last version of HTML we will see, say most code-watchers.)
  • If you’re looking to create web documents that are less likely to become outdated, then become familiar with these tags and their classifications.
  • W3Schools XHTML 1.0 Reference Chart This chart contains every tag used in XHTML 1.0. It also shows, for each tag, the earliest version of Netscape and Internet Explorer that will support that particular tag. Likewise, it tells which DocTypes allow which of the various tags: Strict; Transitional; Frameset. More DocTypes have been added to XHTML 1.1.
  • SMIL Interaction Multimedia Recommended by W3C, “the Synchronized Multimedia Integration Language (SMIL, pronounced ‘smile’) enables simple authoring of interactive audiovisual presentations. SMIL is typically used for ‘rich media’ [and] multimedia presentations which integrate streaming audio and video with images, text or any other media type. SMIL is an easy-to-learn HTML-like language, and many SMIL presentations are written using a simple text-editor.”
  • PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor “PHP is a widely-used general-purpose scripting language that is especially suited for Web development and can be embedded into HTML.” If you are new to PHP and want to get some ideas regarding how it works, try the introductory tutorial. After that, check out the online manual, and the example archive sites.”
  • Introduction to PHP Written by Stig Sæther Bakken (and other staffers at Zend), “this article is intended for Web page developers and programmers considering PHP as an alternative Web page development tool.”
  • MySQL.com “The World’s most popular open source database because of its consistent fast performance, high reliability and ease of use. It’s used in more than 8 million installations ranging from large corporations to specialized embedded applications on every continent in the world. (Yes, even Antarctica!) Not only is MySQL the world’s most popular open source database, it’s also become the database of choice for a new generation of applications built on the LAMP stack (Linux, Apache, MySQL, PHP / Perl / Python.) MySQL runs on more than 20 platforms including Linux, Windows, OS/X, HP-UX, AIX, Netware, giving you the kind of flexibility that puts you in control. Whether you’re new to database technology or an experienced developer or DBA, MySQL offers a comprehensive range of certified software, support, training, and consulting to make you successful.”
  • Media Types and CSS Styles Use CSS to tune your page for the various media that your page might find itself on: screen, with and without graphics or CSS; print; phones and handheld devices; projection media; TTY; screen readers; search engines; archiving and information retrieval; television. (And you thought just keeping up with which of the various declarations Microsoft Internet Explorer refuses to support was a lot of work! Web design is no longer just a full-time position: forget about trying to run a business at the same time!)
  • Color Units Mozilla’s description of the current syntactical standards for indicating color is clear, unambiguous, and not the least bit redundant.
Accessibility
  • The HiSoftware Cynthia Says Portal Cynthia is a Web content accessibility validator. The main purpose of this portal is to educate Web site developers in the development Web Based content that is accessible to all.
  • Excerpts from the NBA Tape Recording Manual The National Braille Association provides tips and guidelines for writing ALT-tag descriptions of various online imagery, such as maps, charts, and other pictures and diagrams that contain beaucoup information.
Type and Character Sets
  • HTML Character Set Issues Beyond 3.2 Familiarity with the issues discussed in Alan Flavell’s multifaceted look at how such characters as the em-dash and the typesetter’s quotation marks can save a lot of pain for the reader as well as the person to whom the “Webmaster” eMails are delivered. Especially important is the section called, “Checklist for HTML Character Encoding.”
  • Character Entity References in HTML 4 W3C gives the standard codes and for representing various eight-bit and two-byte entities (characters). In English, this would refer to any character (entity) that is not represented on the standard keyboard.
  • Unicode Normalization Forms Unicode.org says: “This document describes specifications for four normalized forms of Unicode text. With these forms, equivalent text (canonical or compatibility) will have identical binary representations. When implementations keep strings in a normalized form, they can be assured that equivalent strings have a unique binary representation.” In other words, says Macromedia, in Dreamweaver 8 Help, if you use “&egrave;” for the “è” character, do not also use an “e” character followed by the “combining grave” character or even the simple Unicode “è.” (Dreamweaver 8 supposedly handles this automatically when the doc being saved or formatted is encoded as a “Unicode (UTF-8)” doc.) This is one reason for Macromedia’s recommendation of the “Unicode (UTF-8)” as the default for (X)HTML docs. Additionally, says Macromedia, “entity encoding is not necessary because UTF-8 can safely represent all characters.” Not so with other types of encoding, they tell us.
  • Unicode Enabled Products This is Unicode.org’s list of products (applications, fonts, etc.) that are Unicode compliant.
  • ASCII Table “A bit of nostalgia for the old folks!” — Frank Zappa, Lumpy Gravy
Web Markup Validation
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  • W3C Markup Validation Service  (PAM Pick!)   Check your HTML and XHTML Web documents for proper syntax. After making ample progress on the prototype of this page, we checked it with Amaya’s syntax checker and found a whole pot full of problems (the number of which I neglected to write down: it was in the dozens, though).
  • Then, after fixing these, we ran the same page through the W3C Validator, which found 208 errors! This is the puppy that counts, however, the postal equivalent of a Post Office scale. The Amaya and Dreamweaver “countertop scales” don’t always get it right, and if your postage disagrees with the Post Office scale, the letter or parcel will be returned to you.
  • To be fair, we have been fixing a Dreamweaver syntax quirk for many years, thinking it was a bug of some type. No, according to this: by reverting all errors of this one type to the way Dreamweaver (3, 4, 7, and 8) would create them, a significant (and as-yet uncounted) number of these 208 errors passed the test.
  • PAM Tip: For repeated checking of an individual page, make a link with the href value set to:
  • http://validator.w3.org/check/referer
  • and then upload the page. Clicking this link will automatically validate the originating page. When finished developing the page, simply remove the link.
  • PAM Tip: To validate your page’s CSS, set the href value to:
  • http://jigsaw.w3.org/css-validator/check/referer
  • placing the link of your XHTML page (of course).
  • CSS Validator “Whether your style sheets are standalone or embedded in HTML documents, the W3C CSS Validation service will check them for you.”
  • Semantics Extractor “Checking the level of data and metadata on a page is easy” with this W3C tool. “The Semantics extractor analyses a documents and gives a summary of the information it contains.”
  • Link Validator Recursively hunts “link rot, typos and access control issues so that you don’t have to.”
  • Webthing’s Site Valet Markup validation, link checking, and accessibility checking.
  • Illumit’s WebLight Helps to find markup problems and broken links.
Specific Style Guides
  • NYPL Online Style Guide  (PAM Pick!)  This Style Guide for the Branch Libraries of the New York Public Library explains the markup and design requirements for all Branch Libraries Web projects. The document also includes various standards and a set of “best practices” recommendations.

Presentation:  Word Processing; Graphics; Multimedia; Accessibility

  • Graphics.com Said to be “... the shared resource for creative design ...” with links to: JupiterImages; Photos.com; Comstock Images; Thinkstock Images; Clipart.com; Creatas Images; PictureQuest.
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    Browsers with PNG Support  Maintained by Greg Roelofs, LibPNG.org is a no-cost “reference library for reading and writing PNGs.” Not every browser supports what would otherwise be the most popular graphic format, the Portable Network Graphic (PNG) image format and its “cousins,” the Multiple-Image Network Graphics (MNG and JNG) image formats. Before you go to the effort of creating all your graphics as PNGs, with full dependency on its leading-edge features such as: PNG’s seven-pass, two-dimensional interlacing system (for progressive display of large images and over slow connections); PNG’s automatic gamma correction capabilities; PNG’s support for the alpha-channel (variable transparancy for realistic edges), particularly the soon-to-be standard RGBA (Red, Green, Blue, Alpha) palette.
  • The alpha channel allows the pixel-by-pixel variable transparancy most commonly seen as the drop-shadows on WinXP and later desktop icons, menus, windows, and other GUI visual objects. Many alpha channel-based innovations are creeping into the icons themselves, most notably the wildly popular blue crystal ball image utilized as a Macintosh logo a few years ago. However, what will easily be the alpha channel’s “bread and butter” responsibly is its ability to provide for an exceptionally superior form of anti-aliasing, giving objects and text the look of true integration with a web page’s tiled background);
  • Standard Proportions For The United States Flag The next time you buy a flag or three for your July 4th celebration, grab a yardstick and see if the the folks who made it even knew what they were doing. The paramaters for the stripes and stars of the United States flag are exactingly specific, each measurement being a fraction or multiple the flag’s “Hoist” (height). For example the flag’s “Fly” (width) is 1.9 times the Hoist, and the stripes are 0.0769 times (or 1/13) the Hoist. Even diameter and the two grid layouts of the stars are given, as well as the fact that one point of each star is to point directly skyward. Exact colors are specified, as catalogued and maintained by The Color Association of America. (And to think that some people accuse the PAM crew of reveling in the details!) In keeping with the computer age, the pantone colors are now part of that specification, they being:
                RED PMS 193  (RGB=#BF0A30)   (No, it’s not what you’re thinking!)
                STRAIGHT-UP WHIT  in all its unquantified glory
                BLUE PMS 282  (RGB=#002654)   (I promise!)
    in all its unquantified glory (er, ga-low-ree!). They even maintain a copy of the government drawing of these specifications. Most of these parameters were signed into law by President Eisenhower in 1959, following the admission of Hawai’i as our 50th state.
  • Pantone Matching System Color Chart These are (very approximate) screen representations of the PMS colors used for printing.
  • Use this guide to assist your color selection and specification process. “Pantone® colors on computer screens may vary based on the graphics card and monitor used in your system. For true accuracy use the Pantone® Color Publication.”
  • 1966 Chrysler Color Charts “Ever wonder what the color of your 1966 Chrysler is called?” These charts are from the original “1966 Chrysler Exterior Colors and Interior Trims.”
  • Contest: Identify the real color of Tom Waits’ “monkey-shit-brown Buick” that he sings about in more than one song!
  

Experts: Personalities and Groups; Their Journals, Blogs, and E-Lists

Speaking Geeks, Squeaking Tweaks, and Shrieking Freaks †

Hardware and Software

  • Ask Leo!  (PAM Pick!)   The latest incarnation of Leo’s e-list is weekly, and got off the ground in mid-November, 2005. The site is a masterfully arranged (and cross-referenced) archive of tips, tricks, answers, and the like: no cryptic Google search strings here. His two-part article on how he sets up his own Windows configuration is well worth the time and effort required to track it down and read it.
  • Of course, nothing is too complex for most of our online computing advisors, but with Leo, nothing is too pedantic, either. For example: if you’re even the slightest bit computer savvy, then seek out the question, “Why is the number 32 so common in file and folder names?”
  • Leo’s answers are practical, too, and that quality likewise manifests itself in extraordinary ways:
    • Q: The boot-time error messages scroll by too fast for me to read!
    • A: Make a video of the error messages with a camcorder; then you can watch the action at any speed!
  • A newcomer to our list of resources, Leo’s quickly became our favorite.
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  • It’s more than just an archive of his twice-weekly Windows-advice e-list (and other writings). Many a good tip and a whole pot full of answers can be found here.
  • Warning: If you take your Mac a little too seriously, you’re not gonna like at least some of what Fred has to say!!
  • By the way, Information Week Magazine has assembled a comprehensive list of Fred’s columns, all available online.
  • David A. Karp  Author of the “Windows Annoyances” books and Web site has been what many might call a Godsend — but we won’t do that, okay?
  • This is where we finally learned how to get Windows XP to stop treating ZIP files as if they were regular folders (in the search function) and as ZIP files (everywhere else).
  • Note that we did not notice much of a difference until we made WinZIP the default file type. With WinZIP already installed (but no longer working for unrelated reasons), we set to associate the .ZIP extension with WinZIP.
  • Warning!!  If you’re not adept with RegEdit, then by all means open an Explorer window and under the Tools menu choose Folder Options, then choose the File Types tab, and finally scroll down to the WinZIP entry and work from there according to the instructions provided in Windows Help.
  • Being among those who prefer the ease and control afforded by years of experience “hacking” the Registy, we made sure that the key “[HKCR]\.zip” uses the string “WinZIP” as its “(Default)” value, making sure that “WinZIP” is the name of the [HKCR] key that holds the command for WinZIP. Thanks, Leo for the heads-up on that “Annoyances” article!
  • Lockergnome  (PAM Pick!)  Chris Prillo (and now a host of others) bring you Windows tips, tricks, opinions, assessments, freeware, shareware, games, fonts, and a lot more. Lockergnome, along with the ‘Mom’ books (á la Woody’s Windows Watch) and WordPerfect’s 5.1-era support team (the original Orem, Utah, outfit), provided us with a solid education that allowed our operating system to become the business tool that it should be (rather than the toy that Windows sorely appers to have been designed to be). ··· cookies ···
  • Woody’s Windows Watch and Office Watch Woody Leonhard variously co-wrote The Mother of All Windows Books and her sequels. The “Mom” books, along with Lockergnome and WordPerfect’s 5.1-era support team, provided us with a solid education early on in our career. This is definitely the first real “Annoyances”-type books, along with everything else. More than just technical advice, Woody has also been quite the watchdog when it comes to the shenanigans of Billy-Boy and His Friends! ··· cookies ···
  • Gordon McComb Gordon, a fomer fellow-employee of mine at “WordPerfect Magazine” (and, for a long time before and since, my veritable “Personal Jesus” when it comes to computer geeks), is hands-down the most knowledgeable human (past, present, and future) when it comes to WordPerfect Macros.
  • SMPS Technology (Switching Mode Power Supply Design) Jerry and Delores Foutz are the bottom line when it comes to the all-important subject of computer (etc) power supplies. (Get that “Lucky Feeling” for the string, “ Power Supply Design” and see!) We’re not just talking a simple UPS, here, but laptop battery life and PC power supply reliability. Thanks again to “ Ask Leo!” for this tip!
  • The Battery University “Battery University is an on-line resource that provides practical battery knowledge for engineers, educators, students and battery users alike” and is based upon the work of Isidor Buchmann, “Batteries in a Portable World.”
  • Michael Stevens Tech This is a solid source for virtually irrefutable answers, assembled in a logical and thus accessible format. The “MS-MVP Published Links” list is an invaluable resource, listing all of his favorite “movers and shakers” in the various worlds described by that monster known as Microsoft. (The official Microsoft list of Microsoft MVP Awardees is a Web site in and of itself; were it reduced to a single file, it would probably crash most browsers. We’re exaggerating, of course, but not by much.) Several who were already on this list also showed up on Michael’s list, and we could very easily have simply placed every one of his links in this, our “Geeks” section (although ours transcends the world of Microsoft). If you’ld like to know where to turn in a moment of puzzled bewilderment or in a flat-out emergency, then spend an hour of your time visiting these links. See what’s available for you, who does what, etc. Jot your notes, including links, down in Notepad and save it in your Windows folder. Then drag a shortcut to the Start Menu. You’ll always know where to look for answers to the various questions that arise when work and play depend on a functioning computer.
  • The Elder Geek Frank, opinionated, “Take-It-or-Leave-It” advice by this otherwise-anonymous figure. The site and pages are very cluttered (and the type is way too tiny): if you can find your way around (and then, even read what you’ve found), some excellent information is here for the taking. Just his reassessment of autoresponders is refreshing (although it’s been our position for years). Unlike most, The Elder Geek is very up front about reminding readers to take all advice, including his, with at least a couple salt crystals. ··· busy animated ads ···
  • MajorGeeks.com Computing tips in a militaristic motif. Go figure! But don’t judge a book by its cover — this book, or any book, for that matter. It’s no surprise to us how often we end up checking this site when looking for clues, despite our uncloseted pacificism.
  • PC Advisor Here’s Guy Dixon’s tour of what’s on the horizon in the world of the personal computer. Frankly, we lack the visual stamina to read his text amidst the plethora of flickering animated banners that sell such things as no cost screensavers and the like. The site comes highly recommended by numerous of our online advisors, however. Just don’t expect any more than a cursory assessment from this camp. Sorry. ··· busy animated ads ···
Not Geeks
  • Press F1 New Zealand’s PC World Magazine Self-Help Forum ··· cookies ···
  • I am Not a Geek This is is a very thorough resource for learning how to make your system run better, with advice and discussions ranging from simple hands-on how-to stuff to helping you identify and eradicate whatever eMail-borne critter that’s bogging down your system.

At the Code Level: Maintenance and Design

  • The CSS Zen Garden  (PAM Pick!)  Designed by Dave Shea and displaying the work of a veritable Who’s Who of the World’s Web designers, this project (a Web site plus a book about that site) singlehandedly revolutionized the current (2005–6) redesign of our Web project.
  • We hereby give this one PAM Pick!-and-a-half!
  • Don’t just stand there sticking your finger in your ear! Go! See!
  • Mezzoblue When you think you’re done with The CSS Zen Garden (if that even be possible), check Dave Shea’s regular site, Mezzoblue. While you’re over there, don’t you dare miss his CSS Crib Sheet if you do any CSS work at all. At all.
  • Daily CSS Fun Dave Shea started out with this project before developing the CSS Zen Garden (above).
  • SimpleBits  (PAM Pick!)  is the home page of Dan Cederholm, author of the monumentally important Bulletproof Web Design whose core philosophy, by the way, will serve as one of the cornerstones of our current (2005–6) upgrade project.
  • Mr Khmerang amuses and amazes, Cambodian style. Goodies include: a tutorial on Decorating Type Using CSS; a review of a Finnish Jungle Metal Band founded in Phnom Penh; a Shockwave Virtual Mouse Shaker (Yup!); a site-wide Mouse Counter (in the upper-right corner).
  • “The primary purpose of my humble webshack is to provide entertainment for you my beloved reader.”

Presentation:  Word Processing; Graphics; Multimedia; Accessibility

  • Web Design Features  (PAM Pick!)  Robin Williams, a veritable sage when it comes to communicating the essentials of design to the inept among us, has compiled and drafted a number of “Thumbs-Up” and “Thumbs-Down” pointers and anti-pointers (respectively) when it comes to Web design. Surely Williams visited PAM 2.0 (1999-2005) when compiling the “Thumbs-Down” list! Immediately upon purchasing her “Non-Designers” trilogy in late 2005 we at PAM awarded Robin several varieties of heroine status.
  • Design Meltdown (PAM Pick!) “Design elements, trends, and problems in web design.”
  • WordPerfect Universe Third-party online support, forums, and more. A novel concept: you must specifically ask before they will toss any “cookies” onto your machine!
  • Paul Boyer of Stardock (aka WinCustomize.com) has numerous articles, training videos, aids mostly pertaining to the creation of graphics. And Paul is very personable, gaguing by his responses to our questions and inquiries.
  

Note † : For what it’s worth, the full title is, “Speaking Geeks, Squeaking Tweaks, and Shrieking Freaks with Reeking Beaks, Sneaking a Leak while That Seek Muthuh Takes a Peek!”

“That Seek Muthuh” (“that sick mother”) is here being portrayed as a voyeur.

It also goes without saying (even though saying it the very point of this footnote) that “that Seek Muthuh” is, of course, none other than George Carlin’s “man in the sky,” that is, Robert Anton Wilson’s “Oriental despot, only bigger, and invisible.”

  

How-To Articles, Guides, Tutorials, Lessons, Tips, and Tricks

Hardware and Software

Pads, Laptops, & Desktops; Terminals, Networks, & Servers;  OS, Utilities, & Apps

Buying or Upgrading Your Machine
  • What Computer Should I Get? Leo Notenboom (“Ask Leo!”) gives us a recent (2005) tour of what to expect in the way of upgrades during the coming years. His work is an attempt to keep his readers from purchasing equipment that will last the longest before the inevitability to which all things computer are subject: becoming outdated.
  • 10 Critical Factors When Buying A New PC (2006)   AdviceGeek Fred Langa gives his rundown on what to look for when buying a new system, to the end that your choice will result in a machine that will “remain useful for years to come, letting you ride out the coming changes with aplomb.”
  • Thoughts on Upgrading From Romulus 2, “The Centre for Computer Users in the United Kingdom,” author Joseph Auman addresses, among others, the question of “why upgrading can and cannot help.” Much of this one focuses on the recent trends in quality for the various brands of speakers, cards, chips, etc. Many might consider it outdated compared to the works listed above (Leo’s and Fred’s), considering that this one mentions, “the brand new 30Gb drive.”
  • Ummm, I don’t think those drives are available yet!  d;^)
  • Microsoft Support Lifecycle Policy FAQ It pays to find out how long Microsoft intends to support the operating system (etc) that currently graces your machine. The same question applies to things that depend on your operating system: how long will you be able to replace or upgrade your Microsoft — whatever — before your current version of Windows stops being able to recognize what it even is? (Like Microsoft is required to outdate these things! Sheesh!)
  • We received a shock when we replaced the specialized Microsoft mouse and keyboard upon which we’d developed a heavy dependence over the years. The turkeys wouldn’t even install on our 98-based system! “This program is designed exclusively for Windows XP and Windows 3000” the error told us!
  • The Support Lifecycle Index for all Microsoft products is frequently updated — at least until your particular device or program reaches the computing equivalent of “retirement age.”
Configuring Your System
  • How To Safely Add Or Replace A Hard Drive Want to replace the main drive or expand your PC without having to rebuild your operating system? Fred Langa (InformationWeek) shows his readers “a slightly nonstandard way of physically adding a drive to an existing, in-use system — a way I find much easier than the methods recommended by some drive manufacturers.” We can attest to that last part: just how impossible it is to follow the instructions apart from humblin— er, humiliating yourself before The Omniscient One (whoever is currently working The Front Line at the manufacturer’s 800-number installation support).
  • How to Reinstall Windows Without Losing Your Data It’s a fact of life when you’re too cheap to go the Mac route and lacking the fortitude required for Linux: “ If you keep a computer for more than two years, at some point you’re going to have to bite the bullet and reinstall Windows from scratch.” When this is necessary, we simply bite the big bullet, go out and buy a new HDD, let the Windows Setup CD format and install, and then go from there.
  • We admit that this process, known formally as the “Clean Install,” takes about two weeks from start to finish — for us — in between jobs, etc. And that’s with a backup machine attached via Multiplicity Pro.
  • These instructions, from the “ PC World” Computing Center (rather, the “Footsies” game between them and About.com), are for people who are Windows users in every sense of the concept. ··· cookies ···
  • How to Perform a Windows XP Repair Install This article by Michael Stevens, MS-MVP, gives more detail than the one listed above. Our hope is that anybody facing decisions this weighty will make the time to learn as much as there is to be learned before proceding.
  • Another Hidden Gem: The Windows Disk Management Tool Fred Langa exposes a little-known tool built into Windows for creating, formatting, or deleting partitions and drives; changing drive letter assignments and paths; and so on. We’ve known about this thing for some time, although many of our infinitely more savvy friends and associates just look askance and go, “Wha...?” In fact, after asking around for several weeks and then making a last-ditch effort to find what we wanted ourselves — through the tedious process of digging through the standard Windows XP Help documentation — we discovered how to use this tool to turn an entire HDD into a humble folder (of vice versa, depending on how you’re looking at it). Thus, what used to be our D: drive (and still could be, if we wanted it to) long ago became the that wonderful folder in My Documents known as “My Music.”
  • Black Viper’s ‘Services’ Configuration Windows “Services.” How many of these things do I actually need? Which of these can I do without? Only I can make these decisions, but the data on this chart just might prove helpful. How do you shut these things down? “Do not use msconfig to disable services. Type in the Run box ‘services.msc’ instead!” Steps you can take to slim down your Windows XP (SP2) configuration in the hope of a faster, more reliable machine. From MajorGeeks.com.
  • Multi-Booting the Solaris 10 OS, Linux, and Microsoft Windows on a Laptop Not that we plan on doing this any time soon, but just reading this piece by Ifeyinwa Okoye provided a whole new awareness of the available possibilities in our quest for a system that’s a tool, not a toy. Speaking of which, we do, in fact, eventually plan to start multi-booting with Windows and Linux, in the hope of discovering an OS that is not as much of a toy as Windows has always been. (December 2005: Sun Microsystems BigAdmin System Administration Portal Featured Articles.)
  • Quick Guide to XP Simple File Sharing To tell you the truth, we struggled off and on for months trying to figure out how this works. We ended up purchasing Stardock’s Multiplicity, which allows us to use a single mouse and keyboard to control two computers (more, with Multiplicity Pro, which also supports inter-system copy and paste of data, files, and folders). Having become fully dependent on that system, we approached this article as a lark: “Hey, let’s see if we can actually pull this off!” Okay, thanks to this article by The Elder Geek, we now know two things: (1) we know how to configure Simple File Sharing between XP machines; (2) we’re even more satisfied with our decision to purchase Multiplicity! What a difference between the two systems! Although it’s a bit hesitent at times, Multiplicity Pro has paid for itself several times over!
  • Running Old Applications under Windows 2000, NT and XP The Irish company Kennedy Software & Systems Ltd. has numerous solutions to specific problems, including information on utilities that spoof HDD information, programs that address various Y2K issues, and patches for various popular applications. More info can be had under their section, “Old Apps Products Summaries.”
  • Making Really Old Software Work In XP Fred Langa of The Langa List explains the tricks to making programs that were designed for, say, DOS 4.01 or Windows 3.1 work in Windows XP. Our experience is that if a current version of the software is not being marketed by the Microsoft-Adobe alliance, then your prospects are (statistically) pretty good. More tidbits are in an article called, “Ancient Software On A New OS.”

At the Code Level:  Maintenance and Design

Comprehensive Web Design Instruction
  • WebCredible (PAM Pick!)  “the usability and accessibility specialists.”
  • Web Monkey Features “beginning” instruction for HTML, CSS, Frames, Forms, and much, much more. For years, when we even bothered to brush up on our HTML coding at all, this was our Web-based resource. ··· cookies ···
  • WebBuilder.com CNet Web Builder “Beyond the Code” ··· cookies ···
  • How to Make Your Own Webpage (using Netscape Composer) from The University of Louisville
  • Yale Web Style Guide (Second Edition)  (PAM Pick!)  by Patrick Lynch and Sarah Horton. This book-length work (eight comprehensive chapters with front and back matter), the “rules” for designing Yale’s Web sites, is a copmplete education in Web design, in and of itself. If you have time for only one book (etc) in design, get the one by Robin Williams; in lieu of the funding or availability for her gem, this tome, both free and freely avalable, will more than suffice.
Special Situations and Specific Topics
Articles
  • Don’t Use ‘Click Here’ as Link Text How to eliminate the that “tacky” feel from links that say the equvalent of, “Click Here!” This is from the W3C ® journal, Quality Assurance., and is just one example of a number of insightful and informative articles designed, it seems, to help bring the Web into maturity as a dignified medium that readers can take seriously.
  • Don’t Sell, Show This tiny blog-entry-length piece by Jeffrey Zeldman showcases some of the most practical advice available to someone seeking to be innovative with their Web design. And yet this advice is applicable to just about any field of endeavor. Indeed, a variation of the outlook described herein is among PAM’s core values as a project and as a code for living.
Tools
  • EchoEcho.com Online Tools (etc)  (PAM Pick!) EchoEcho.com is a web hosting outfit who is attracting customers the right way (in our book): by being of indespensible service to the community at large. This has always been the most rewarding reinvestment of a company’s resources and as a result has become a classic example of what the Internet is for! PAM Pick, for sure!
  • Enter your own information into the fields to create a code snippet that redirects the user based upon which browser they use or their screen resolution; fill in the fields to create a simple but snappy drop-down menu or pop-up window. “As easy as it gets!”
  • Also check their Tutorials, from CSS to Perl; Resources, from banner ad recommendations to free background GIFs; References, from a list of all the HTML tags to country codes to a CSS compatability chart; Forums, Design Articles, and more.
  • Will the Browser Apply the Rule(s)? This is an extremely useful interactive chart showing most of the popular CSS hacks and which browsers are affected by them. Click on the hack’s name and get a copy of the script in an example.
Extensible Hypertext Markup Language (XHTML and HTML)
  • HTML Goodies “The HTML Goodies Web Site receives an average of 200 eMailed questions every day.... HTML Goodies is a part of Earthweb.” ··· cookies ···
  • The BlueRobot Layout Reservoir “Please feel free to borrow, steal, abduct, and-or torture the documents contained in the Layout Reservoir … [but] for heaven’s sake, don’t steal my home page design.” Although the pickin’s are a mite slim, these tips and tricks are most enlightening: the presentation is such that we learned a lot more than simply how to accomplish the tricks themselves.
  • The 3D CSS Box Model John Hicks provided the first diagram of the CSS Box Model (Margins, Border, Padding, etc) specifically designed to show the order in which the elements are stacked. Douglas Redmelon has created a cute little interactive version with Flash. If you can make heads or tails of it, here’s the diagram provided by W3C.
Cascading Style Sheets (CSS)
The Strange World of CSS Hacks
  • Dignified with the description ‘CSS patches’ by designer Dan Cederholm, these little snippets of code and non-code (anti-code?) address the fact that most browsers do not follow WC3 convention precisely, and that the designers of some browsers openly admit they don’t even try (with MSIE 5.x and 6 notorious for leading the pack in this respect).
  • CSS Filters and Hacks Dithered.com’s huge list of CSS patches (aka “CSS hacks” and “CSS filters,” so you can search for this link), for HTML and XHTML and including both Java and Java-free code, with nonconforming code removed to its own section and too-new-to-conform code marked in red.
  • CSS Hacks and Browser Detection This article is in the CSS section of WebCredible, “the usability and accessibility specialists.” We got quite a bit from it, not the least of which was finding the cache of Web development articles at WebCredible! We also gained a very healthy perspective about Web design by reading their About page, whose file name, interestingly, is “accessibility.shtml”!
  • Call to Action: The Demise of CSS Hacks and Broken Pages Microsoft finally makes a browser (IE-7) that follows closely to the standards set down by W3C, and — Surprise! — the pages made by people who utilized what are called “CSS hacks” croak! To quote a quasigirlfriend from the days of yore: “Well, DUH-uhh!!”
  • Okay, this proves what we’ve always suspected: make your pages simple, using only those tricks that look good in all browsers (it should look okay with no CSS, really). When that fails, see if you can use CJava to determine which browser is visiting and toss in the corresponding CSS file (and it still needs to look okay with no CSS) . This is the very reason we stuck with HTML 2.0 (Netscape 3.0; MSIE 3.0) for so many years: we wanted our page to be accessible to any and all systems. (Even our ten-plus-year-old Random Quotes Generator works with Netscape 3.0!) And much of the learning we’ve had to do recently is along the same lines: we’ve had to compile list after table after frichen list of tags, selectors, and combinations that don’t work in MSIE. Okay, if they don’t work in Internet Explorer, then we don’t use them — at least until version seven comes along. Once that happens, though, our readers will be on their own, because this puppy, we hear, is going to start honoring CSS as the rest of us know it. If that’s the case and you like your MSIE, then get it or forget it!
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A Quaint Way of Saying ‘Others’

  • JavaScript Image FAQ Knowledge Base When we finally gave up on finding someone to explain to us how to make it so that Microsoft Internet Explorer displays GIF files rather than the PNG files that we prefer (but MSIE does not support), we leaned very heavily upon this very comprehensive Q&A resource from irt.org (Internet Related Technologies).

Presentation:  Word Processing; Graphics; Multimedia; Accessibility

  • Web Design Features Did I tell you that Robin Williams (not the famous multitalented comedian, but multitalented nonetheless and extremely funny to [re]boot), a veritable sage when it comes to communicating the essentials of design to the inept among us? Well, she has compiled and drafted a number of “Thumbs-Up” and “Thumbs-Down” pointers and anti-pointers (respectively) when it comes to Web design. Surely Williams visited PAM 2.0 (1999-2005) when compiling the “Thumbs-Down” list! Yeah, this entry is in the “Geeks” section as well, but Robin is truly worthy of this breach of our policies.
  • The Graphics.com Top 100 Graphics.com is “the shared resource for graphc design.” Their “Top 100” is a comprehensive, user-rated list of sites featuring software applications, plugins, beaucoup tutorials, and a galaxy of graphics and similar productions. Much of what is featured on these sites costs nothing. And because the list is user rated, it’s very unlikely that you’ll encounter a site that will bomb you with pop-ups or slip a little malware while your attention is distracted elsewhere.
  • VTC Software Training and Tutorials The “bread and butter” of VTC is their vast assortment of QuickTime software application videos. Of course you’ll want to know what you’re getting before you buy! For this reason, VTC posts the first three chapters of each set and encourages prospective buyers to watch them at no cost. In most cases, this includes all the set’s instructions on how to set up the app and use its graphical user interface (GUI)!
  • Of course you’ll have to buy the whole set to learn the subtle tricks to getting this or that effect from the app, but at least you can grab enough videos at no cost to get you started in finding your way around any supported app’s various functions.
  • The prices are often comparable to the application’s most recent upgrade, and the quality ranges from that of a weekly Cable Access program (such as those produced by the local atheist group or naturist club) to the results of a handful pre-adolescents playing “Five O’Clock News” with the family camcorder.
  • GrafX Design Web Tutorials   When I first bought Corel Draw, I sat down and walked through every one of their Corel tutorials, even those for the older versions, and created each of the projects described. I think this, more than anything, gave me a feel for the various functions available.
  • Xara Like many products these days, the Web site for each Xara product features “demo” videos. At bottom, these things are little more than tutorial and training videos thinly disguised as advertisements attempting to hawk the ease and accessability of the product. One application in particular, Xara Xtreme (their all-purpose graphics program), has over 80 videos that are useful for those starting out in the vector graphics world.
  • Even though videos these show you how to do it on Xara, the truth is that most of the programs are pretty much the same — down to the symbols used on the button-bar icons! (The transparency button almost always sports a champaign goblet.) Last time we tried it, by downloading and installing the trial version of Xara Xtreme, you have access to over 80 professionally made tutorials showing virtually all the basics for Photo and Vector work. And these basics can be applied to any vector editor that supports the features in question. Ah, if I’d only had access to stuff like this ten years ago!
  • I just love this application’s “Quiet!” button on each of the Idiot Windows that pops up: “I beg your pardon, but you just told your computer to do ____. Are you absolutely certain that this is actually what you really want your computer to do?” Click: “Quiet!” and the Idiot Window disappears forever. I think the “Quiet!” button should be standard, an integral part of any OS!
  • The Xara Xone “The Xara Xone … contains over eight years of … easy step-by-step tutorials, featured Xara Artist Galleries, shareware, tips and tricks, no cost brushes and fills, and links to sites created with Xara.” The day after I purchased Xara Xtreme (for less than $80, and it’s a faster but slightly stripped-down Corel Draw), I clicked a tutorial that randomly caught my eye: “Creating 3D Plastic Text” by Stephen Robinson (Guest Tutorial 54). In less than three minutes I had both completed the tutorial and amazed myself at what I’d created! And this is precisely the main reason why I’ve taken so much of my time to put together this list: with a little know-how and no small amount of effort (that’s work, for you slobs who refuse to remove my material from your sites) even you can create an extremely slick-looking presentation of your ideas. You don’t even need money, really, because much of what these tutorials describe is available for no cost if you don’t mind wading through dialog boxes rather than having a seamlessly intuitive GUI at


    the tip of your right-clicking finger.
  • Corel Draw for Skinners Paul Boyer of Stardock (aka WinCustomize.com, see also JoeUser.com) put together almost a dozen video tutorials showing how to accomplish many of the tricks popular in the craft of “skinning” (modifying the graphical user interface of Windows, Winamp, etc).
  • The video showing how to “draw” a glass orb is a real gem (pun intended); this one is especially useful, by the way, since Corel Draw is missing an important feature, the ability to blur or anti-gc8ghhcwhalfway realistic-looking glass orb. (The trick in Corel is to create a drop shadow of the object, disconnect the drop shadow’s image from its role as a drop shadow, and then give it color and transparency characteristics.)
  • His other videos are likewise chock full of interesting and useful tips, tricks, and recommendations for customizing Corel.
  • The Advanced Public Speaking Institute Articles on the craft of public speaking range from “How to Be Great at Public Speaking and Get Paid for It” through “Public Speaking: Self-EffaEditRegion1cing Humor” — and beyond.
  
  

Awareness and Action

(Activism and Self-Protection)

  

Unauthorized Use

Of Other People’s Created Works

Education

  • Ten Big Myths About Copyright Explained”  by Brad Templeton.
  • Websites: Five Ways to Stay Out of Trouble”  from the Stanford Copyright and Fair Use Center
  • Right to Create “Exercising the fundamental human right to invent new things and speaking out against the powers that restrain it.”
  • In other words, “The freedom to create is an essential human right, with us since time immemorial. For most of world history, an individual could invent at will, using any idea that they encountered or that occurred independently to them.” This right has been deeply eroded, the authors tell us: “Right to Create is dedicated to exposing the abuses of patent and copyright systems, demonstrating that limiting the power of the Intellectual Property Regime will result in a better world for inventors, industry, individuals, and society as a whole.”
  • Some Confusing and Loaded Words and Phrases that are Worth Avoiding”  This is from the advocacy end of the GNU Web project. Its central context is the phrase, “free software,” how it compares with various terms used synonymously by many, and how someone might avoid delivering a confusing message as well as unwittingly using language that’s been designed and promoted by various industries in order to engender sympathy toward entities that attempt to exploit or even curtail the rights of creators rather than protect or promote them.
  • Service Provider Designation of Agent for Notification of Claims of Infringement”  This work from the United States Copyright Office explains the liability of the Internet Service Provider (ISP), the Web host, really, when one of their customers is charged with violating someone’s copyright.

The Fair Use Doctrine

Watchdogs

  • Pirated-Sites.com You say you don’t like the fact that Positive Atheism’s creator stopped adding new material to the Web site almost five years ago? Okay, we admit that many of the examples used by this copyright watchdog are what many might call “stretching it.” Still, quick and cursory look at the archives of the Pirated Sites project should give any reader more than enough clues few clues as to what’s really going on.
  • This is serious, very serious, and it affects us all. This problem has halted work on the Positive Atheism project two different ways, at two different times.
  • In short, nobody sacrificed a years worth of Saturday nights on behalf of Positive Atheism so that some kid’s little one-lung Web site can use that work to bring in potential customers for coffe mugs, phony baseball caps, and ladies underwear that proudly sports your Web site’s cutesy logo!
  • Wanna do something about this?
  1. Shun sites built partly or wholly from material grabbed from material that already has a perfectly good home on the owner’s sites.
  2. Shun sites that maintain copies of others’ works after the victim site has announced their request that it be removed. (If it has to go further than a private phone call, a private letter, or a private eMail, then somebody is clearly trying to get a no cost lunch from the sweat of someone else!
  3. Write letters to the apparent culprit sites owners asking for their explanation. Contact the owners of the apparent victim site in an attempt to ascertain the facts. Sometimes the material was donated by a reader. Google hasn’t always been available to help us determine if donated material already has a legitimate home. Act according to your findings and announce to both parties your intentions.
  4. Tell culprits that they’ll need to remove the material in question in order to earn your respect as a Web entity or as an activistic organization!
  5. When they do remove the disputed material, restore them to their former status (unless, of course, your own stated policy is to stop recognizing those who do this at all).
  6. Keep in mind that some sites try to maintain archives of material that does not currently have Web presence. Because of the “Fair Use” implications behind this practice, it is wise to assume that things are on the up and square in this respect. The true culprits are those who divert traffic from the web site of the matieral’s owner, and if the owner is not posting it, then no traffic is being diverted.
  • “Fair Use” is valid only if you do it a little, not if you make an entire show from it. If what you’ve grabbed comprises a large segment of any one single work, it’s not “Fair Use” — it’s stealing. Also, most who play the “Fair Use” game will quickly and cordially remove someone else’s work when asked to do so.
  • another site (or several others) and have re-posted it as their own — particularly if this comprises the bulk of their site or otherwise constitutes a pattern. Do not link to them. Do not mention them in your online discussions of atheistic Web sites. In a word: ignore them.
  • 3. PAM’s policy is to permanently bar those sites that refuse to remove material on request and to make a mention of that action in our Web Guide where that site’s entry would normally have lived. However, those who at first comply with a request to remove the material may be restored (that is, are not barred for good).
  • Net Freedom The UK’s leading free speech organisation.

Licensing

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    Creative Commons The Creative Com mons group is “a nonprofit organization that offers flexible copyright licenses for creative works.” They go to great lengths to explain how “offering your work under a Creative Commons license does not mean giving up your copyright.”
  • Of course. But what’s the scoop?
  • With the Creative Commons license, you, as the owner and rightful controller of how your work is used, offer “some of your rights to any member of the public but only on certain conditions.”
  • And what are these conditions?
  • They vary according to which Creative Commons license you apply to your work.
  • Roger McGuinn and Ottmar Liebert use the Creative Commons license. People can now use Google to look specifically for users of the Creative Commons license.
  • The license icon is shown above.
  • Note: Positive Atheism does not currently use the Creative Commons license. This is not an anti-endorsement, as it were: we’re just gun-shy from all mirroring that has been committed by numerous Culprits from The Copy and Capture Criminal Class. All this has taken its toll on the willingness of our primary volunteer to continue working sacrificially to contribute to PAM.
  • Needless to say, this has taken a fierce toll on our Web project, putting us back several years from where we would be if trying to retain exclusive control of our work (in the face of a whole pot full of lazy, self-serving, and patently dishonest atheistic activists) was not such a draining proposition.

Privacy

Censorship

Ratings Organizations

PeaceFire CensorWare WatchDogs

ReligiousTolerance.org

The Goods on CYBERsitter

The Goods on AFA’s ‘American Family Filter’

  • The Rev. Wildmon and his “sheep” (followers), The American Family Association (AFA), hate (fear) everything and anything that has an even remotely sexual context!!
  • Protects Your Kids and Your Porn-Addicted Christian husband! Give them your eMail address, of course. Of course. Then you will need to protect your own inbox from spam after spam sent by — guess who?)
  • How to Raise Your Son to Be a Porn Addict by Steve Gallagher
  • You guessed it: “Do not install the AFA Online Filter”!
  • Defeatist and perversion-centered, attitudes such as this are primary examples of why many PAM readers not only would never become Evangelical Christians themselvesyu6ikx but, in addition, work actively to keep their own youngsters from coming in contact with Christian recruiters, Christian ministers, and Christian “lay” evangelists of all ages.

Intrusive Fraud

Spam, E-Mail, Hoaxes, Telemarketing, Junk Mail, Door-to-Door

General

Agencies

The Bush Telegraph

(and other cries of ‘Wolf! Wolf!’)

  • The Truth About AOL’s “Email Tax” and GoodMail There are a lot of legitimate gripes against AOL and Yahoo. Aunty Spam shows how this recent Bush Telegraph about a supposed “eMail tax” isn’t one of them — because it isn’t even true!
  • The Year We Didn’t Solve Spam This essay by Ray Everett-Church, while describing the problem and many causes of its remaining a problem, meanders its way to the end while never bothering to offer a solution. The “Can-Spam” law is “so named because it means spammers can spam you.” — Randy Cassingham, purveyor of “Getting Rid of Spam and Other E-Mail Pests,” in a December 25, 2005, e-list dispatch. ··· cookies ···

Spam Solutions

  • Aaron’s Spam Page || Spam Lessons
  • Aunty Spam’s Big Book of Spam Filters
  • Randy Cassingham’s Spam Primer
  • CAUCE.org The Coalition Against Unsolicited Commercial Email
  • Greylisting.org “Greylisting is a new weapon in the great war being waged [against spam].” It is useful only at the server level, however. ”In name as well as operation, greylisting is related to whitelisting and blacklisting.... Each time a [mail server] receives an eMail from an unknown contact ..., [it’s] rejected with a ‘try again later’ message.... [Thus] all mail gets delayed at least until the sender tries again -- but this is where spam loses out! ... spamming software will not try again later.” E-Mails sent from IPs of those who do try again are accepted the second time around. Some have reported a 90 percent reduction of their spam, but this will last only until a majority of the IPs start using this technique. Then, if the spammers catch on and adjust their software accordingly, we’ll need to try a different approach.
  • How to Analyze E-Mail Headers PAM Tip: Simplify your RegEx spam filter: collect known “bad” IP addresses and reject them; reject “impossible” IP addresses (eg, any with numbers above 255)
  • MailWasher  (PAM Pick!)  This free software allows you to filter and bounce (send a false report stating that your eMail address is no good) — all from your server! (supports HotMail, etc.). We own the pay version, but there’s really nothing you can do with you’re being sent over 600 spams per day. And when the day’s figure tops 3400, like it did a few weeks after this new anti-spam legislation went into effect, don’t even bother to get up!
  • Yayhoo!’s Spam Litigation and Legislation This project displays includes lists of legislation proposals as well as currently active and recently decided Yahoo versus Spammer litigation.
  • SpamCop.net  (PAM Pick!)  SpamCop offers sophisticated, very aggressive handling of the spam. Their efforts extend beyond their own customer base as they make significant inroads against the problem as a whole.
  • SpamCop’s How to Read Full E-Mail Headers On ANY E-Mail System “How do I get my eMail program to reveal the full, unmodified eMail?” instructions for “every eMail system under the Sun.”
  • Sam Spade anti-Spam tools and resources
  • Spam: This Time It’s Personal article by Michelle Delio (Wired: September 29, 2003)
  • SpamCon Foundation
  • Symantec Security Response — Norton’s Anti-Virus Encyclopedia The “AVCenter” is easily the most comprehensive and up-to-date virus encyclopedia online.
  • UXM Spam Combat

Hoaxes

General, Urban Legends
  • Museum of Hoaxes  (PAM Pick!) 
  • Urban Legends Reference Pages  Often simply called, “Snopes dot Com,” the ’Reference Pages include an ample section discussing Virus Hoaxes & Realities, which is self-explanatory, and Internet, which assesses the truthfulness (or lack thereof) of such mass-distributed eMail warnings as, “Entering a phone number into the Google search engine will return a home address and a map with directions to that address.”  Brought to you by Snopes(dot)com.
  • The True Stella Awards “Exposing Lawsuit Abuse with Real Cases” Our friend and long-time associate, “This is True” editor Randy Cassingham, has done it again, this time putting to rest that spammed urban legend supposedly documenting unbelievable lawsuit awards (unbelievable because they’re not even true). Randy’s reports are even more unbelievable, because the fictionalized accounts, according to him, “have to make sense” whereas reality is not bound by such game-rules.
  • The Darwin Awards “Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.” the Darwin site documents stupid acts that resulted in “the triumph of nature over mankind.” Creative writers take note: not the sticklers for truth that Randy Cassingham (above) tends to be, this site allows the inclusion of unverified accounts simply simply because they are funny.
  • The Hoax Files InfoPlease logs in with their own list, detailing “ingenious hoaxes — in sports, science, art, the media, Hollywood, and the Internet.” ··· Cookie City ···
  • April Fool’s Day InfoPlease explains the origins of this favorite among favorites. ··· Cookie City ···
Virus Hoaxes
The Hoaxes Themselves

Phishing

  • Anti-Phishing Working Group “Committed to wiping out Internet scams and fraud.” Among other things, this Web site describes some of the risks involved in the practice of registering one’s eMail address with an unknown Web site.  Note: This site requires readers to register their eMail addresses before they can log on. (Go figure!)
  • “Bankhook.A”: It Steals Your Bank Password from David Radin’s MegaByte Minute (Warning! This article recommends BHODemon, a utility that we warn against, being more a part of the problem than the solution with its more-than-generous display of various of nag-screens.)

Hacking

  • Hacking Exposed (Fifth Edition)  (PAM Pick!)   This list of links is all you really need when it comes to a comprehensive guide to tools and information about computer security.

Telemarketing, Junk Mail, Door-To-Door

  • The National Do-Not-Call List Americans! Register here! It’s quick and easy! But will it work? No, not against nonprofits, polltakers, and the like. And it doesn’t work against criminal advertisers, either: as such it will be no more effective than my door sign that says,
  • ABSOLUTELY NO
  • DOOR-TO-DOOR
  • ANYTHING!
  • This sign of mine has proven itself to be very effective for years and years — most of the time. But it does nothing whatsoever toward averting the occasional jackass or the hoards of Spanish-speaking “undocumented immigrants” (Cough!) who constantly beat a path to my door just so they can litter my property with a predicatable variety of uninvitingly designed printed matter (those things with a slotted 3.5cm hole at the top).
  • Below are some tips for stopping them.
  • Please note that it takes work on your part for this advice to be effective. We sympathize with the fact that it shouldn’t be your burden to stop people from behaving in an immoral fashion (that is, being in the business of disrupting people’s lives). But the truth is that we live in The Real World. We’re all Big Boys and Girls now.
  • So just do these ten things and I bet they stop calling.
  1. Add your telephone number to the National Do Not Call List. This usually takes about 30 days to become effective.
  2. When they call, do not simply hang up! And fork rye steaks don’t let it ring and ring and ring, either. The worker must write down (or punch in) whatever response you gave to them. “No Response” almost always means “Try Again Later”!
  3. Wait for a break in the scripted hype. When that break comes, muster up all the well-learned politesse you can, and politely — very politely, in an almost bored but truly empathetically tone — ask them to put your number onto their own Do Not Call list, “as well as the National list, which I thought I was already on.”
  4. Lie to the caller and tell her or him you used to do that for a living, too! With this, you will have a friend for at least the duration of the call. And in this situation, you’re gonna need one, believe me!
  5. After this, ask for one more question. They’ll say yes, and you ask, “Is this is an outsourced company hired by the main company to call for them?” If so, then ask (politely, once more) if there is a way to be put on that company’s Do Not Call list as well.
  6. Most importantly, be patient, polite, and cordial. Try to have some fun with the caller, even, if you can stomach it. I’m not saying have fun at the caller’s expense, but make them laugh, if that’s one of the things you like to do with people to lighten everybody’s work load and make life a little easier for us all.
  7. There is a reason for all this almost-sickening positivity: The worker has a list of rules that she or he is instructed to follow. But then again, she or he is making minimum wage, if that, plus commission, and rules don’t always mean all that much in such an environment. Your caller has a choice: She may either take you up on your request and see to it that your name gets taken off — with high priority, if they have it, or she just might go ahead and put “that bumhole” on their punitive “Stick it to a jerk” list. You’ll be getting calls from here to Timbuktu, any time one of the workers wants to take out a little aggression. Yeah it’s against the rules, but this is the telemarketing industry. What do they know about rules and morality?
  8. It’s about the Silver Rule: Don’t do to others what you wouldn’t want done to you.
  9. It’s also about making it through college or trying to raise a three-year-old with no husband.
  10. It’s ultimately about humanity: there is another “Me” behind the mouth that’s reading the scripted hype to you, a “Me” whose self-awareness is just as intense as yours is.
  11. And put your number on that list. Don’t worry about “Now they’ll have my number”: they already have it: it’s randomized, and they have it. Unlisted simply means they don’t know your name. That’s all. The phone companies (MCI being the biggest telemarketing culprit of them all) keep a database of the numbers available for new phones; when one gets taken off that list (given to someone), they victimize that numbers.
  • And if anybody knows of any models of telephones that directly address privacy, particularly telemarketers (ie, spoof extension entry, “press 5-2-3 to make this phone ring,” etc), let us know and we’ll tell others about them through this Web guide entry.

Scams

Crafty Telemarketers, The Nigerian 419, etc

  • Crimes of Persuasion Owned, operated, and funded by activist and author Les Henderson, Crimes of Persuasion is: “To inform the public, along with law enforcement personnel, justice officials, and victim support groups on the workings and scope of telemarketing and investment fraud so that efforts can effectively be taken to minimize the impact on its victims and to ensure that adequate penalties are in place to deter the perpetrators.”
  • The Crimes of Persuasion Web site includes a frightfully interesting section describing “senior scams.”
  • Please allow me to add one more sordid tale to that tragically way-too-long list.
  • I spent a few years living in a project while I recovered, economically, from a medical condition. This was a nice one, actually. As the second disabled person to move into what had, until then, been the exclusive domain of senior citizens, I discovered forms of bigotry that had, until then, eluded my worldly education. (Fortunately for all of us, there are countless exceptions to this very real cause for cynicism.)
  • Slight yet hardy, my neighbor Irene was eagerly awaiting her 100th birthday when I saw her last (1993). She was one of numerous exceptions, and one who daily shined through the baneful front line of meddlers who populated the Day Room. Even those peckish roasters who considered her a bother knew this, keeping their acrid vitriol out of earshot. She couldn’t get angry or confrontational to save her life!
  • She had a heart of pure gold, usually spending her days gathering and delivering various necessities of life to invalids and shut-ins one-third her junior. One day she saw me walking barefooted one hot summer day. The next day, I opened my front door to a box containing several pairs of used but clean sandals and slippers. Irene had gone to the agency that helps seniors and obtained several examples of footwear for me to try on! “Yes, Irene, I’ve got plenty of shoes, thanks! You see, I grew up in the beach communities of California, and bare feet were something we always took for granted!”
  • She was batty from the word “Go Cubs!” In addition, Mother Nature or Father Time had distinguished her with an odd memory quirk: Irene’s habit was to approach friend and stranger alike and start talking as if they’d been engaging together for the past half-hour. The very first phrase most people heard from her mouth on meeting her was, “Oh, and another thing....” (This is an oversimplification, to be sure, but not much of one!)
  • It seems that about once a quarter, kindhearted Irene would come to my place, bewildered, and ask me what she’s going to do with this [fill in the blank] that she’d just bought. I initially wrote this off as compulsive spending. Then one day I was visiting and her telephone rang:
  • “Yeah! Yes! Yeah! Okay! What? Uh-huh! Okay, maybe my friend can explain it to me.”
  • She handed me the receiver.
  • The telemarketer (or whatever) appeared to have her credit card number on record, and was simply making an official verification (“for the record,” of course) that my friend “wanted” to by this stereo (a product for which she had no use) whose name brand I knew to be among the cheapest junk sold. I’ve known numerous people to own this crap, but I’d never once seen it for sale at store (not even Sears or Wal-Mart). Turns out this garbage is so pathetic that nobody with a physical store will sell the stuff: only unscrupulous telemarketing teams, protected by evasive “club memberships,” unworkable shipping and returns policies, and a foreign ownership are willing to stoop this low!
  • We chatted for a minute, and then I put my hand over the mouthpiece, pretending to the worker to be talking with Irene (although she assumed I was talking on the phone the whole time). I then walked over to a corner of the room, cancelled the order, and explained with the sternest of language that if I found out that they’d called her one more time, I would personally launch a thorough investigation involving the Feds and all the major news outlets.
  • I hung up the phone and told Irene that her package would arrive in a week or so and to come get me if she had any problems. Subsequent visits revealed that my little scheme worked, that these spineless opportunists are too lazy to do any real work which, in this case, would have involved dealing with my very pointed questions and unquenchable skepticism, and, most of all, my willingness to “get my hands dirty” in the hope of preventing them from assuming that their operation is safe because nobody really cares.

Virus Education

Trojans and Worms, too

‘Hey, Doc!’

  • What is this, uhh, “business” growing on my, er, uhh — (Ahem!) — down there?
  • How did I get it? More importantly, how do I get rid of it?

‘Well, You See, Son ...’

  • Symantec (Norton) Anti-Virus Research Center
  • The WildList Organization International “The World’s premier source of information on which viruses are spreading in the wild.”
  • How Computer Viruses Work If you have something extremely big and unfathomably valuable, such as an oil field the size of Australia, the job of protecting it is special to say the least. When I needed to protect a lowly but costly (and important to me) collection of Compact Discs (plus a handful of other “stealables”), I started looking at gun safes.
  • Part of my research took me to a web site that has, on many occasions, lured me to annihilarte many an evening’s worth of productivity with its fascinating fare! The site is called, “How Stuff Works.” After learning how much more work it is to crack a safe than what’s inside most of them is worth, my decision became a no-brainer.
  • Okay, I can think of numerous less-productive ways to spend my time than learning more about my World in one spot over the course of an evening than half-a-lifetime’s worth of groping for answers!

PAM’s ‘Deserted Island’ Security Measure

A Recommendation
  • Make sure everybody in your family logs on to the computer with their own password — everybody — no matter how simple the children’s passwords need to be!  And change them every month, at most!
  • A malevolent cyber-intruder tweaking on one of the terminals in the Hoboken, New Jersey, Public Library (for example) is unlikely to be able to read that Sticky-Note© pasted to your monitor! Everybody! Got that!? Everybody!! Nobody gets to wiggle out of this one!
‘Deserted,’ Not ‘Desert’
  • By the way, the expression is “deserted island,” not “desert island.”
  • The picture being drawn is of a place where nobody lives and nothing is going on. If reading that “deserted island book” will be your only diversion, then make sure it’s a good one — the best you can find. That’s what’s being said by this expression.
  • There really is no such thing as a desert island, really, the idea being about as oxymoronic as that of a polar camel. For one possible meaning, that of an “island” of “non-desert” in the midst of a desert, there already exists an entirely adequate word: “oasis.” Perhaps somebody might try to introduce the picture of a pile of sand, protruding from the vast sea and sporting a single palm tree (Yeah, right!), kinda like you see on the Comics Page (the only place such a thing exists) versus the setting of “Gilligan’s Island.” Even then, there would be nothing about this particular climate or terrain that its mention alone would bring further intuitive understanding to the concept being described, that of someone needing their favorite book, etc. (I’d take along a boat, quite frankly.)
  • Meanwhile, the term “deserted island,” which has beaucoup precedence, is fully sufficient. It brings intuitive understanding to the concept being explained and the term itself needs no further explanation whatsoever.
  

Furthermore...

Other Privacy-Related Tools and Discussions

  • No More AOL CDs Did you know that a single stack of one million unwanted AOL CDs would be three times as tall as the Empire State building? The goal here is to ship 1,000,000 unwanted AOL CDs back to AOL•HQ!
  • By the way, who does the grunt-work in these mass-mailing industries any more?
  • And what would you do if you and all those in your social class weren’t even citizens of the country where you lived? what would you do if everyone in your social class showed their disrespect for your host country’s laws by breaking them at the very earliest opportunity? what would you do if many of your peers and your relatives back home worked on the front lines creating some of the more frustrating problems of your host country’s illegal drug trafficking situation? what would you do if you you and many of your peers were handed sheet after sheet after booklet containing the home addresses of millions upon millions of US computer owners?
  
WARNINGS!ARNINGS!RNINGS!NINGS!INGS!NGS!GS!s!!

Ads ‘Flash’ You

But Where’s the On-Off Switch!?

My Browser’s Got a ‘Do Not Play Animations’ Setting?  Where!?

  • You know those busy little (abjectly useless) animations around which the text wraps in those fancy,snappy, professionally constructed Web sites (or worse, unturndownably donated by some lonely supporter to his favorite non-profit site)? Tell me: Can you read anything when those little things are looping away, right where your eye is not supposed to be?
  • Time was when the MSIE user (for example) could just go to Tools, Options, Advanced (Whew!), Settings, Multimedia (“Nyaah! [Munch, munch, munch!] Yeh gittin’ WAH-muh, Dahk!” — Buggs Bunny), scroll down to the item in question and and simply (?) uncheck the box that says, “Play animations in Web pages.” This would take care of the problem entirely: no bothersome looping away of somebody’s idea of nothing better to do.
  • Well, not any more! For reasons that should be obvious to anybody who’s got the goods on those moneygrubbing, footsies-playing, big-money opportunists from the Madison Avenue of the High-Tech District, Flash has designed their animations to disobey this setting in MSIE (and gaud dozen even know how many others).

And Where’s the Uninstall Link?

  • When you install Macromedia Flash to Microsoft Internet Exploder, it’s there for good — unless you’re a geek (etc). Microsoft and Macro son who can explain to us precisely where in the documentation of either program they explain how to accomplish the desirable goal of uninstalling Macromedia® Flash from MSIE.
  • Update: Some browsers and third-party shells have begun to feature controls for Flash. The reliability is still “iffy” we’re told. We wouldn’t know, having been unsuccessful at all attempts to either find these things or, on finding them, to get them to work. They’re not icons on your toolbar or items one level deep in your menu, but they’re there — and that’s a start. At least some of us can turn the damn thing on and off as needed. Still, the days when hitting the “Stop” button ceased all visual and sound activity are woefully behind us. If enough of us squawk loud enough, maybe those days will return.
  • Our Solution: What we do (though quite the pain in the arse) is very simple: we have two browsers, the one we don’t like uses Flash while our main “browsing” browser is Flash-free.
  • For the whole time that this little whine has been here, we have been truly in the dark when it comes to a workable solution to the Flash problem. Our solution, to tell you the truth, has been to run Mozilla without Flash installed and use MSIE only for Flash, download-and-install operations, and a few other tasks that Explorer, quite frankly, has an easier time with than Mozilla. (Mozilla is, overall, a much safer browser and this is probably the result of deliberation on the part of Mozilla’s designers.)
  

Hark!  It’s The DarkMark!!

Yahoo! Online E-Mail

  • “Alert: mail.yahoo.com could not be found. Please check the name and try again.”
  • — the ubiquitous error message from our browser
  • What’s the point of paying for Broadband if it often takes five to fifteen minutes to log on to your eMail service (especially when you paid for their “premium” account)!? Some e-lists (even the pay-for-it variety) now refuse to replace missing copies if both the culprit and the replacement addresses are to a Yahoo account; only by changing your can you get the missing issues replaced.Every time we send from our pay-for-it Yahoo eMail account, we must try to read this graphic full of squiggly, distorted letters and then type the letters into an entry field! And we only send perhaps a dozen letters from this account (any more) as it is!! But while trying out their newfangled, “New and Improved!” eMail system, Yahoo serreptitiously installed their proprietary “toolbar” onto our copy of Mickeysoph Internment Exploder.
  • Bad E-Mail service provider! Naughty, naughty!
  • Alright, kid! Cut me a nice thick Dark-Mark and you march right on out to that woodshed!!
  • You hear me!?

NegativeBeats.com’s MP3 Toolba— er, MalBar

  • NegativeBeats(dot)com like so many “no cost” music and lyrics resources is a vicious adware-slash-malware distributor. This is the sneakiest culprit we’ve endountered to date.
  • Do not install anybody’s “required” toolbar. Just don’t do it, okay?
  • You don’t need a special toolbar to obtain what NegativeBeats.com offers because, as they point out on their front page, their competitors have allegedly stolen all “their” (already stolen) material and are (Guess what?) allowing readers to freely download the files without having to install a proprietary Toolbar. Don’t make the same mistake we did, jeopardizing our financial situation after having to pay to get all these critters cleaned out of our system so that normal operations could be restored.
  • In Short:  Although PAM hardly ever tells people what to do, we strongly urge readers to avoid any and all downloadable toolbars that are said to be required to get or do something (such as to access a particular Web site).
  • NegativeBeats.com gets no link from us, but instead earns the DarkMark. That’s the least you get when it’s your trap into which we stumble — even if only during our spare time.
  

About the Disclaimer

(Self-Protection for its Own Sake)

The Paper It’s Printed On

Positive Atheism does not recommend any of the sites listed above or on any of the other files.

You are probably smart enough to take care of yourself: you certainly don’t need our advice. We list these sites as a courtesy, hoping (beyond hope) that this information might help you further enhance your enjoyment, heighten your awareness, and hone your abilities.

  
  

A Reflection of Our Values

Like Everything We Do

Our Web Guide is, among other things, PAM’s attempt to reflect upon our carefully wrought (and often painfully wrought) values.

For example, this is a list of web sites that have attracted our attention. Each site listed here “earns its keep” (so to speak) because of its content, etc. For that reason, it would be a contradiction for us to engage in the popular practice of “link swapping.”

Most importantly, we try to list, whenever we can we try to limit our list to those entities whose values reflect our own business and personal “narrow road” (borrowing a word-picture from the worldview next door).

  
  

More than Simple Accessibility

Our Target Audience

We produce PAM for the benefit of those who already lack a belief that one or more gods exist. We are not out to deconvert anybody to our way of thinking. In fact, with a good many of the religious folks who have written to us, we would just as soon these individuals retain a strong and enduring theistic faith!

While our writings, library choices, and essential messages are formed and tailored with atheistic readers in mind, our web site is open to all who wish to spend time in our humble abode. Our habitat is wrought in the reassurance that one’s ignorance regarding a given question in no way obligates that individual to accept the first suggestion to come our way.

  

We refuse to list sites that place restrictions on who may or may not enter, particularly pay-to-enter sites. For now, this does not include register-to-enter sites, simply because if we did, our entire Web Guide might fit comfortably on the screen of an Apple 2e.

But we have encountered numerous Web sites that, quite frankly, are unworthy of PAM’s readership — or (put it this way), PAM’s readers may learn about them from some other source: we want no part of what’s happening here.

For example: at least two sites that otherwise might have been routinely listed in our Web Guide used Java machinations to bump the reader to a special page if she or he surfed to the culprit domain directly from one specific site. Uhhh, no. Another site, assembled by a stunningly arrogant specimen of self-flattery, returns a pompous error message stating (Get this!) that since you tried to visit using a certain brand of browser, you have been physically blocked from seeing his Web site.

(Jeezis! What next!?)

If you see any such sites listed here, please contact us so we can remove the listing post haste. We frown upon these and similar displays of arrogance on the Web. Web site owners have the right to do this, and we reserve the right to keep their Web sites out of our listings.

  
  

Posting the Unposted

Our Working Definition of ‘Good Internet’

For our entire history, PAM’s approach has centered upon our refusal to post material unless it has no online home (at the time).

For example, one man spent hundreds of hours putting together the e-text, the HTML, and the fully linked index for the colossal book by Joseph Lewis, “The Ten Commandments” (644 pages).

Why? First and foremost, this book singlehandedly changed his approach to atheistic activism in the United States. As such, this piece of writing meant a great deal to all of us us. He wanted more, and spent several days scouring the Web (pre Google) for anything he could find on this refreshingly mysterious activist, Joseph Lewis.

The Internet, at the time, drew a big blank: he found nothing whatsoever online about the man who’d instantly become his favorite atheistic author!

So the old adage came to mind, if you can’t find it, then make your own. Okay, that’s doable, as they say!

By then the PAM Web site had drawn quite a bit of attention by posting “Letters From the Earth” by Samuel Clemens and “A Free Man’s Worship” by Bertrand Russell. We conducted a copyright search and made good on our desire and promise to convert to e-text and bring to the online communities as much Joseph Lewis material as we could get our hands on. Several hundred dollars later we had purchased the Joseph Lewis collection of one of our readers.

  

If it Has a Good Home, Then Leave it There

People deserve to reap all the benefits of the work they produce, of the efforts they put forth. I have no business taking from another person the credit, the feedback, and, as is often the case, the financial rewards due a person who has created a work of self-expression.

Specific mention must be made of a clause in the Copyright Code of the United States (which itself is accepted as policy by countries the World over). The Fair Use Doctrine allows certain entities the right to consider certain works to be the legal equivalent of Public Domain in certain, very limited respects. Again, only certain entities are allowed to do this, and this by no means gives anybody else the right to treat the works in question in the same manner; it applies only to the group in question. Positive Atheism honors and respects the laws of the land in this regard, with a single difference: if anybody objects to our claim of Fair Use regarding their works, we promptly remove them at the owner’s request. (Material submitted to Positive Atheism is dealt with differently, under the terms of our own contract with those who submit works to us.)

That said, we do not link to Web sites whose creators are known to have copied and posted, without permission and against our personally expressed wishes, material produced by Positive Atheism’s friends and volunteers specifically for Positive Atheism’s exclusive use. And we seldom post donated material unless it is for our exclusive use.

Mirroring just plain sucks, period. It’s lousy Internet through and through, and we try to avoid it at all costs (although a great many atheists have, for fun and profit, built a Web enterprise with our sweat, our time, our money, and our Saturday nights sitting alone at home, toiling away at this web project rather than out and about, frolicking in good fun like these lazy, self-serving toads no doubt did with the time they saved by forcing us, in a sense, to do the truly hard part for them.)

Because mirroring has become such a destructive problem for us over the years, we reserve the right to list culprits as such and to describe our attempts to negotiate the return of our exclusive control over what we alone have the right to post, publish, or “save for a rainy day” (as it were).

Be advised that once we have established that a certain culprit has done this to us, getting off our “list” becomes “no easy deal,” as my ex-con neighbor likes to describe kicking “the hard stuff.”

Well — stealing from people is very similar to being on “the hard stuff,” don’t you think? I mean, once a pattern of thievery starts, it’s next-to impossible to put the brakes on it.

And don’t expect very many people to want to get too close to you in the future. Ever.

On the above subject I speak from first-hand experience, and consider doing so part of my own compensation.

  
  

Our Pesky Little Warnings

PAM is beaucoup accessibility conscious.

We do not list sites that are inaccessible without Flash. That said, we publicly acknowledge the official Stevie Wonder online experience for responding to our letter in this regard. There must be a way to access the main gist of the Web project without Flash — an obvious, clearly marked and easily seen way — or we will not allow the site to be listed. This policy does not include links to stand-alone Flash files, such as our favorite Monty Python bit, “Using Proper English.”

We warn about busy, flickering banners, Flash-based ads, and other intense animation because at least one health condition can be aggravated by such things. Most of us find these things distracting to where we have trouble reading a Web site’s content. (Do these webmasters want us to read their Web sites? Do these sites exist only as placeholders for the ads? Do these questions need any thought at all?)

We have yet to implement a policy regarding accessibility such as for the visually impaired, etc.

  
  

Once More:

Listings on this page do not necessarily imply endorsement by Cliff Walker or any of Positive Atheism’s friends or associates.

Thank you for your interest!

— Cliff Walker

Saved on March 11, 2006

(It’s the file that was saved, silly!)

  
  

Our Atheism, Ourselves

The Tools We Use in the Discussion

Circulating Our Views?

Educating Our Fellows?

Urging Deconversion Among Believers?

Think of these lists of links as an extension of the PAM editors’ personal “Bookmarks” files. The links listed herein point to the resources to which we constantly turn while authoring, formatting, styling, and otherwise maintaining the Positive Atheism Web Project. This includes maintaining the equipment that enables us to do this work as well as the prescious moments of diversion that are so essential to a job well done! Several times per day — per hour, at times — we open up the shortcut that links to the online version of The Positive Atheism Web Guide’s “Resources” page. This makes it a snap for us to find the sites, pages, articles, references, and guides that we use day-in and day-out (to say nothing about those special pages to which we refer only once in a blue moon — if that often — but listed them here knowing that that some day we will want to be able to type in a vaguely remembered longshot keyword in the hope of finding that listing so we might avail ourselves of the sit at the other end of the link).

My Own Self-Image is My Own Greatest Hope

Ah, but this is really the reflection of much larger picture, we think.

The “Resources” section in particular, although newly renamed, has always been an example of our understanding of the personal meaning of atheism, that is, what my own atheism means to me. Rather, think of it as my own atheism’s lack of meaningfulness for us and, indeed, for the vast majority among mind-your-own-business atheists. That’s one reason why this page has always emphasized the practical rather than the philosophical or the political. The other reason this resource is not only here but meticulously maintained as well is a reflection of our hope that many of our readers might become proficient at self-expression — for whatever reason and to whatever end.

The awe that comes with the awareness of just how unlikely this all is — both life itself as well as any given individual’s having come to be — can certainly enhance one’s appreciation of life, but this is not necessary. The fact that altruism is genetially “hard-wired” into our species is just the beginning: the outlook that this is most likely everybody’s only crack at existence is easily our strongest motive for doing good to others.

This goes for the theist and atheist alike — at least, this is the outlook for which we strive and to which we point as our ideal. As dignity (respectability) goes, Positive Atheism makes no distinction between theist and atheist. We’re all in this together, whether or not we realize it. There is no sense in antagonizing someone simply because she or he disagrees with us on a matter that is not subject to testing and emperical verification.

  
  

Without Theistic Faith: The Default Position

Atheism, to us, equals being human. Since theism is an added attraction, as it were, which some but not all people have decided to make a part of their identity, an atheist is nothing more than a regular person. It is the theist who is special, having added religious faith to what was originally a normal existence, that is, an atheistic existence — one without theism. The atheist is, has, and can be everything that the theist does with that one exception, because atheism is humanity in its completeness.

The vast majority of atheists have little if any interest in (or response to) what religionists have to say about their own religious rituals and doctrines. A small percentage of us, however, have decided, for some reason, that it’s an atheist’s burden to try to dissuade religious people from living their own lives in the way they think suits them the best. The admittedly limited experience of this writer suggests that a significant portion of those atheists are probably deconverted religionists, former church members who have simply switched loyalty and membership. Such deconverts would naturally bring with them many of the trappings that are normally unique to religion. One of those trappings, of course, is the sense of urgency that some religious sects give to the religious conversion experience. (Often this is entangled with the urgent need to join their particular sect).

They seem oblivious to a viewpoint that vastly more common among atheists.

A large fraction of we atheists treat our atheism as nothing less (and nothing more) than full-on humanity. (Now, this humanity just happens, by the way [in parentheses and then in square brackets, placed into a footnote and relegated relegated to the very back of The Queue Of Importance], to be unencumbered by religious faith. Imagine that!)

Our atheism is so unimportant to us that we rarely even think about it!

The atheism of a born-and-raised atheist is not simply a religious viewpoint that has no gods. Instead, this “natural” atheism is everything that goes into human existence — except that it has none of the trappings unique to theism! Whatsoever!

For example: I was raised to think for myself. I could never fit in with most religious groups because I am wholly incapable of yielding this sense of autonomy to an authority figure — a god (rather, what a religious leader or body has told me that the god wants from me). In addition, I’ve never been able to make membership in a group like that work for me because I’m unable to incorporate something into my life that’s supposedly important without it becoming all-important in my thinking. I will never find balance in this respect. There is no equivalent to the church, the religion, in my experience.

Many deconverts experience the very inversion of this problem: they’ve never struck out on their own, as far as thinking for themselves goes. Similarly, it must be quite a challenge to replace something that’s been extremely important for so long with — nothing (that is, nothing of importance). Their atheism, their replacement for theism, plays a much more prominent role in their lives, probably because it’s so tough to see that even the importance is missing in atheism.

While the former is the style of atheism we recommend through the Positive Atheism project, we are entirely sympathetic to just how difficult it often is to even see this relationship, much less to incorporate it into our new way of thinking.

  
  

A Luxury We Can’t Afford?

Many of us, theist and atheist alike, desire truth over personal happiness. Other people, however, refuse to acknowledge the data and evidence that comes their way, imagining that an outlook contrived by a socially shared myth might make life easier. And it does, in the short run.

Such people are often preoccupied with the serious job of raising kids, etc, and have, for these reasons, forfeited their own right (if you will) to ponder the deeper questions. Of course: as the uncloseted atheist Thomas Edison mentioned, thinking takes work!

There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the real labor of thinking.

As ascerbic as the intentions of Glowing’s Own Designer may have been, it is not our purpose or desire here to fault or otherwise glower at those who do not share our devotion to learning and truth. Our only hope, in this regard, is that others might grant us the same sense of graciousness, at least accepting if not understanding that openly atheistic people, on the whole, are simply incapable of fooling themselves when it comes to the bizarre claims made by the various religions.

  
  

A Necessity We Can’t Afford to Be Without!

     

 

  
  
  
  

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